News - The Takeout

Restaurant Closes After Video Shows Rat Cooking On Grill

By Gwen Ihnat November 26th, 2018 Read More
Study: It Takes 1.7 Days For A Lego To Pass Through The Human Body

By Kate Bernot November 26th, 2018 Read More
The Takeout's Suggestions For A Happy Thanksgiving

By Kevin Pang November 22nd, 2018 Read More
It's Not My Family's Thanksgiving If We Don't Destroy A Turkey

By Shannon Nico Shreibak November 21st, 2018 Read More
Last Call: As God Is Our Witness, We Thought Turkeys Could Fly

By Gwen Ihnat November 21st, 2018 Read More
Story Of Supermarket Charity Unfolds With Layer After Layer Of Oh-Stop-That's-So-Nice

By Allison Shoemaker November 21st, 2018 Read More
Sarah Michelle Gellar And Everyone Else Should Eat Whatever They Want On Thanksgiving

By Gwen Ihnat November 21st, 2018 Read More
Why Hundreds Of Breweries All Plan To Make The Exact Same IPA

By Kate Bernot November 21st, 2018 Read More
In Lieu Of This $150K Thanksgiving Dinner, Maybe We Should Just Eat The Rich?

By Allison Shoemaker November 21st, 2018 Read More
Hell Yes You Need A Kids' Table At Thanksgiving

By Gwen Ihnat November 21st, 2018 Read More
Hamburg, New York Will Finally Paint Its Water Tower To Resemble A Hamburger

By Kate Bernot November 21st, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Revisiting Rufus Wainwright's Poses

By Gwen Ihnat November 20th, 2018 Read More
Chick-Fil-A Offers Lifetime Of Free Food To WWII Hero, But What About Other Vets?

By Gwen Ihnat November 20th, 2018 Read More
Don't Eat Romaine Lettuce, People

By Kevin Pang November 20th, 2018 Read More
Brooke Shields' go-To Holiday Gift Is Secret Fancy Rich Person Salad Dressing

By Allison Shoemaker November 20th, 2018 Read More
Bears Bust Into Car In North Carolina, Eat 49 Chocolate Bars

By Kate Bernot November 20th, 2018 Read More
2 P.m. Is The Ideal Time For Thanksgiving Dinner

By Gwen Ihnat November 20th, 2018 Read More
Food Safety Expert: Dude, Airplane Ice Is gnarly

By Allison Shoemaker November 20th, 2018 Read More
Why You Probably can't Recycle That Pizza Box

By Kate Bernot November 20th, 2018 Read More
Dang Kids Pranking Parents By Asking How To Microwave A Whole Turkey

By Gwen Ihnat November 20th, 2018 Read More
Hot Dogs, Whiskey, Frozen Pizza, Cremated Remains Stolen From South Carolina Apartment

By Allison Shoemaker November 20th, 2018 Read More
Canadian Father Sues McDonald's For Marketing Happy Meals To Kids

By Kate Bernot November 20th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Chefs On Cooking Shows Never Wash Their Hands

By Kate Bernot November 19th, 2018 Read More
Happy 30th Birthday To Lunchables, The Lazy, Still-Popular Lunch Kit

By Gwen Ihnat November 19th, 2018 Read More
In Honor Of #Dogcheese, A Brief Compendium Of Food-And-Pet Memes

By Kate Bernot November 19th, 2018 Read More
Drug To Reduce Children's Peanut Allergies Shows Early Promise

By Gwen Ihnat November 19th, 2018 Read More
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin Giving Up Beer Would Be Like Santa Giving Up Christmas

By Kevin Pang November 19th, 2018 Read More