News - The Takeout

Last Call: Texas Artist Paints Thomas Kinkade-Esque Art Of Fast-Food Chains

By Kate Bernot December 18th, 2018 Read More
Roasting A Christmas Goose Isn't Just A Dickensian Fantasy

By Kate Bernot December 18th, 2018 Read More
Abura Soba, The Ramen That Shed Its Broth

By Matthew Amster-Burton December 18th, 2018 Read More
Man Pulled Over For Littering Found With $1,000 Of Stolen Meat, Shrimp

By Kate Bernot December 18th, 2018 Read More
Mom Decorates Birthday Cake With Pegasus Accidentally Hung Like A...

By Allison Shoemaker December 18th, 2018 Read More
Popeyes Offers Beleaguered Travelers "Emotional Support Chickens"

By Allison Shoemaker December 18th, 2018 Read More
Cops: Florida Man Stole Footlong Sandwich In His Pants

By Kate Bernot December 18th, 2018 Read More
Southern States Home To Worst Kitchen-Fire Damages

By Kate Bernot December 18th, 2018 Read More
Lessons Learned From Baking 5,000 Holiday Cookies

By Kate Kulzick December 17th, 2018 Read More
Is It Worth It To Make Your Own Sour Cream?

By Kate Bernot December 17th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: A Coffee Comeback And The World's Best (Really) Magic Act

By Kate Bernot December 17th, 2018 Read More
Lucky Mothershucker Finds A Pearl In His Oyster Dinner

By Kate Bernot December 17th, 2018 Read More
Monopoly Pizza Edition Is Here, Complete With Parmesan-Shaker Token

By Kate Bernot December 17th, 2018 Read More
FDA: So, Uhh, About That "Edible" Glitter

By Allison Shoemaker December 17th, 2018 Read More
Guess Which 2 Chains That aren't Papa John's Closed More Restaurants Than They Opened This Year

By Kate Bernot December 17th, 2018 Read More
Happy Holidays From Greg Dulli, And From Gwen

By Gwen Ihnat December 14th, 2018 Read More
Oprah Explains Decades-Old Video: That Chicken Just Needed Salt And Pepper

By Gwen Ihnat December 14th, 2018 Read More
More People Are Ditching Homecooking For Christmas Dinner Out

By Gwen Ihnat December 14th, 2018 Read More
Parts Unknown producers Now Filming French-Fry Documentary

By Kate Bernot December 14th, 2018 Read More
Kellogg's Teams With Brewery To Use Leftover Cornflakes To Make Beer

By Gwen Ihnat December 14th, 2018 Read More
Walmart's Been Selling A Knockoff Chick-Fil-A Sauce (But Maybe It's Easier To Make Your Own)

By Kevin Pang December 14th, 2018 Read More
The Navy Will Soon Be Barred From Punishing Grunts With Bread-And-Water Diet

By Kate Bernot December 14th, 2018 Read More
KFC Fried Chicken-Scented Firelog Sold Out In Hours ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

By Kate Bernot December 14th, 2018 Read More
The Washington Post: A Hot Dog Is A Taco

By Kate Bernot December 14th, 2018 Read More
How To Run A Cakewalk That Takes The Cake

By Gwen Ihnat December 13th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Postmates Robots Will Start Cruising L.A. As Soon As Next Month

By Kate Bernot December 13th, 2018 Read More
Man Jumps Burger King Counter Armed With Chair

By Gwen Ihnat December 13th, 2018 Read More