Mom Decorates Birthday Cake With Pegasus Accidentally Hung Like A...

I'm sure this was delicious.

Thanks to The Sun for bringing this to our attention. That is supposed to be a grown-up pegasus and a baby pegasus—if you ignore the wang and look at the white space, you'll see it. It's like an NC-17 rated Rubin vase.

It's a pretty cake with a giant horse dong hovering over a tiny castle. It's a festive tribute to a Disney movie—not the one about Hercules, the one about the mermaid with the dick on the VHS cover. It's a child's birthday cake with a mighty peen prominently displayed. Happy Tuesday.