News - The Takeout

Dodgers Fan Sacrifices Two Expensive Dinners For Foul Balls

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 3rd, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Enjoy This Georgian Knockoff Of The Simpsons

By Kevin Pang May 2nd, 2019 Read More
Lots Of Free Beyond Meat Up For Grabs Tomorrow

By Kate Bernot May 2nd, 2019 Read More
Sophie Turner And Joe Jonas Tied The Knot With Ring Pops, Bless 'Em

By Allison Shoemaker May 2nd, 2019 Read More
Bucket Of KFC Joined A Congressional Hearing Today

By Allison Shoemaker May 2nd, 2019 Read More
Toronto Restaurant's "Fuck Mondays" Specials Cut Prices Until Food Runs Out

By Gwen Ihnat May 2nd, 2019 Read More
Man Selling Half-Eaten Pizza Slice He Claims Football Star Bit Into

By Gwen Ihnat May 2nd, 2019 Read More
Maine Becomes First State To Ban Styrofoam Food Packaging

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 2nd, 2019 Read More
Court Rules Man Can Sue Costco For Disclosing His Erectile-Dysfunction Prescription

By Kate Bernot May 2nd, 2019 Read More
The Obamas Making A Kids' Food Show Called Listen To Your Vegetables & Eat Your Parents

By Allison Shoemaker May 2nd, 2019 Read More
Alternative-Protein Arms Race Now Includes Locust And Maggot Sausage

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 2nd, 2019 Read More
Today In Florida: 3 Teen Fast-Food Workers Arrested For Allegedly Spitting In Cops' Food

By Gwen Ihnat May 2nd, 2019 Read More
Dairy Queen Gets Fancy With Blizzard Flights This Month

By Kate Bernot May 2nd, 2019 Read More
Tell Us Your Favorite Road-Trip Food Memory

By Gwen Ihnat May 1st, 2019 Read More
How To Write About Small-Town Food Without Being A Dick

By Kate Bernot May 1st, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Instagrammer @SexySlices Out To Evaluate Every Slice Of Pizza In Buffalo

By Gwen Ihnat May 1st, 2019 Read More
Domino's Employee Punches Coworker Over Avengers: Endgame Spoiler

By Kate Bernot May 1st, 2019 Read More
7-Eleven Delivered Me Rosé, Reese's, And A Slurpee In Under 30 Minutes

By Allison Shoemaker May 1st, 2019 Read More
Utah Cruelly Rejects Karaoke Lounge's Request To Serve Beer

By Gwen Ihnat May 1st, 2019 Read More
Burger King's "Real Meals"—Wow, A Lot To Unpack There

By Allison Shoemaker May 1st, 2019 Read More
"Yappier Hour" Temporarily Shut Down Due To Concerns Regarding Drinking Around Dogs

By Gwen Ihnat May 1st, 2019 Read More
Kirsten Gillibrand Plays Beer Pong With Water

By Kate Bernot May 1st, 2019 Read More
We're Already Running Out Of Impossible Burgers

By Gwen Ihnat May 1st, 2019 Read More
Sorry Potatoes, Kerrygold Butter Is Ireland's Supreme Food Export

By Kate Bernot May 1st, 2019 Read More
Marmite: Delicious Sandwich Spread Or Disgusting Toe Jam?

By M. Paramita Lin May 1st, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Holy Moly This Kid Is Fast

By Kate Bernot April 30th, 2019 Read More
My Birthday Wish: Eating My Way Through Mexico

By Kate Bernot April 30th, 2019 Read More