News - The Takeout

No One Has A "Regular" Supermarket

By Kate Bernot July 22nd, 2019 Read More
KFC In Australia Tests Fast-Food Model With Fewer Humans

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 22nd, 2019 Read More
Triple Cheeseburgers Are Unnecessary

By Kate Bernot July 21st, 2019 Read More
Bacon Bitch Sues Breakfast Bitch

By Kate Bernot July 21st, 2019 Read More
Last Call: CeeLo Green Tackles Hall & Oates

By Kevin Pang July 19th, 2019 Read More
Study: List Sugary Sodas Last And People Won't Order As Many

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 19th, 2019 Read More
Bologna Sandwich Fight Ends In Third-Degree Assault Charges

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 19th, 2019 Read More
Turns Out People Like A Fast Food Buffet [Updated]

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 19th, 2019 Read More
New Book What Would Jesus Really Eat? Makes Christian Case For Eating Meat

By Kate Bernot July 19th, 2019 Read More
New California Law Allows Diners To Bring Their Own Containers For Restaurant Leftovers

By Kate Bernot July 19th, 2019 Read More
Five Male Individuals Arrested At Five Guys

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 19th, 2019 Read More
I Learned 3 Valuable Lessons From This New Pesto Cookbook

By Kate Bernot July 18th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Watch Robots Solve A Rubik's Cube In .38 Seconds

By Kate Bernot July 18th, 2019 Read More
Americans Wake Up To The Superiority Of Dark Meat Chicken

By Kevin Pang July 18th, 2019 Read More
Teenager Drinks Arizona Iced Tea, Puts It Back On The Shelf, Winds Up In Jail

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 18th, 2019 Read More
Surprise! People Like A Free Meal On Dates

By Kate Bernot July 18th, 2019 Read More
Impossible Foods Will Flow Like A Fake-Meat River Once Again

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 18th, 2019 Read More
Who's Eating Meatless Fast-Food Burgers? Not Vegans

By Kate Bernot July 18th, 2019 Read More
Cauliflower Pizza Reaches The Epicenter Of Mainstream: Chuck E. Cheese

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 18th, 2019 Read More
Wacky Canadians Now Have Their Own Hot Dog Rules

By Kevin Pang July 17th, 2019 Read More
It's Easy Being Green: An Appreciation Of Green River Soda

By Shannon Nico Shreibak July 17th, 2019 Read More
Biting Into Peanut Shells Vs. Cracking With Fingers (A Cordial Takeout Conversation)

By Kevin Pang July 17th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Here Lies The World's Creepiest Food Mascot

By Kevin Pang July 17th, 2019 Read More
What If Pizza Boxes Are The Future Of Local News?

By Kate Bernot July 17th, 2019 Read More
The Wienermobile Is On Airbnb

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 17th, 2019 Read More
Utah Boy Slings "Ice Cold Beer," Has Police Called On Him

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 17th, 2019 Read More
Is America Ready For A Blueberry McGriddle?

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 17th, 2019 Read More