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The Takeout Investigates: What's The Ideal Level Of Jus Saturation For A Beef Sandwich?

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 1st, 2019 Read More
Last Call: How To Stab A Straw Through A Potato Like A Ninja

By Kevin Pang August 1st, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Banned From Building Location Next To Ancient Roman Baths

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 1st, 2019 Read More
What Is Both An Old Testament Plague and A Pizza Topping?

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 1st, 2019 Read More
Spanish Government Rules Burger King's Uniforms Are Sexually Discriminatory

By Kate Bernot August 1st, 2019 Read More
Survey Says: Americans Are Hot On Blaze Pizza And In-N-Out, Cool On McDonald's

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 1st, 2019 Read More
Burger King's Impossible Whopper Arrives Nationwide Next Week

By Kate Bernot August 1st, 2019 Read More
Last Call: "If It Had Ham In It, It's Closer To A British Carbonara"

By Kate Bernot July 31st, 2019 Read More
What Happens When You Smoke A Whole Cheeseburger

By John Carruthers July 31st, 2019 Read More
Texas Man Faces Trial For Sending Chocolate Dick To Police Employee

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 31st, 2019 Read More
36% Of Americans Would Eat Salsa Mixed With Ranch Dressing

By Kate Bernot July 31st, 2019 Read More
Anheuser-Busch InBev Banned From Indian Capital For 3 Years

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 31st, 2019 Read More
The Guac Is Not Extra At Chipotle Today

By Kate Bernot July 31st, 2019 Read More
This Month In Overturned Trucks: Beer, Molasses, Pig Intestines

By Kate Bernot July 31st, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Adoptable Puppies Named For Taco Bell Foods Are Today's Internet Blessing

By Kate Bernot July 30th, 2019 Read More
When Should Halloween Be?

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 30th, 2019 Read More
Tempe Police's Free Beverage Campaign Awarded The Takeout's Worst PR Rollout Of 2019

By Kate Bernot July 30th, 2019 Read More
Study: Feeding Red Wine To Mice Makes Them Happy

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 30th, 2019 Read More
Cheesecake Factory, Jimmy John's Top Annual List Of Medically Inadvisable Foods

By Kate Bernot July 30th, 2019 Read More
Average Chick-Fil-A Makes Twice As Much In Sales As A McDonald's

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 30th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Alright, I Finally Tried Naturdays

By Kate Bernot July 29th, 2019 Read More
Copious Booze Blamed For Cruise Ship Brawl That, For The Record, Did Not Involve Clowns

By Kate Bernot July 29th, 2019 Read More
Survey: Delivery Drivers Want To Eat Your Food

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 29th, 2019 Read More
US Cybersecurity Agency Uses Pineapple Pizza To Warn Americans About Election Meddling

By Kate Bernot July 29th, 2019 Read More
Indianapolis Cop Claims Someone Bit His McDonald's Sandwich, Later Remembers It Was Him

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 29th, 2019 Read More
Anonymous Jerk Costs Idaho Pizzerias Hundreds With Prank Orders

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 29th, 2019 Read More
Food Fight A Fireable Offense At Vermont KFC/Taco Bell

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 26th, 2019 Read More