Glenlivet Introduces Alcoholic Tide Pods And We're All Thinking The Same Thing long is it going to be before someone sticks one of these things up their butt? Because we all know this isn't really a case of "if" as much as it is a "when."

Glenlivet obviously thought this molecular gastronomy-influenced offering would come off as classy and refined. They forgot the maturity level of the internet. Immediately after the announcement of their futuristic whiskey capsules, #TidePods started trending. Seriously, Glenlivet, last year Tide needed to have a serious discussion with the people of the internet to explain how eating detergent is bad. Did you honestly expect better from us?

The #ScotchPods will only be available for a limited time at a ridiculously pretentious bar in London, if its website is any indication. If you manage to make it over there and take a picture of yourself sticking a Glenlivet suppository up your bum, send us a photo and we'll send you a free t-shirt!