News - The Takeout

Alarmist Headlines, Not Veganism, Can Be Hazardous To Your Health

By Allison Robicelli September 6th, 2019 Read More
Guilty Soul Sends $500 To A Nebraska Bar To Right A 45-Year-Old Wrong

By Kate Bernot September 6th, 2019 Read More
So, How Can I Fly With Weed?

By Allison Robicelli September 5th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: I Am Buying This Fancy Cake Pan That Looks Like a—OH MY STARS

By Allison Robicelli September 5th, 2019 Read More
Of Course Swedish McDonald's Installed Electric Car Chargers

By Allison Robicelli September 5th, 2019 Read More
Kellogg's Thinks We'll Want To Eat Something Called Incogmeato

By Aimee Levitt September 5th, 2019 Read More
Sad School Lunch Is So Sad It Makes Us Wonder: "What Even Is Lunch?"

By Allison Robicelli September 5th, 2019 Read More
Man Opens Can Of Baked Beans, Finds Just A Single Bean

By Aimee Levitt September 5th, 2019 Read More
Judge Orders Bud Light To Finally Knock It Off With The "No Corn Syrup" Thing

By Kate Bernot September 5th, 2019 Read More
Heinz Canada Invents Bottle That Helps You Pour Ketchup

By Aimee Levitt September 5th, 2019 Read More
Postmates Tries To Scare Us Into Ordering Postmates

By Kate Bernot September 5th, 2019 Read More
Deep Cuts: A Beginner's Guide To Cooking Offal

By Mark Hay September 5th, 2019 Read More
Let's Share Our Worst Date-Food Stories

By Kate Bernot September 4th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Best Of Nextdoor Is The Most Essential Twitter Account I Follow

By Kate Bernot September 4th, 2019 Read More
Vegan Woman On Crusade Against Neighborhood Meat Smells

By Allison Robicelli September 4th, 2019 Read More
Before You Jump On This NFL Food-Tester Gig, Read The Fine Print

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer September 4th, 2019 Read More
Prosecutors Charge Ohio Students For Putting Bodily Fluids In Crepes [Updated]

By Kevin Pang September 4th, 2019 Read More
American Women Drinking More, Living Less

By Kate Bernot September 4th, 2019 Read More
Illinois River Carp Cowboys Have Lassoed Our Imagination

By Aimee Levitt September 4th, 2019 Read More
Pro Wrestling Legend Has Championship Belt Stolen While Dining At Longhorn Steakhouse

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer September 4th, 2019 Read More
Actual Non-Clickbait Academic Study: Pop Can Kill You

By Aimee Levitt September 4th, 2019 Read More
Taco Bell Chalupas: Soon With Más Cheddar

By Kate Bernot September 4th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: What's Your Favorite Poem About Food That Isn't The Plums One?

By Kate Bernot September 3rd, 2019 Read More
In Memoriam: The Mouse Who Met Its Terrible End In A Whataburger Fryer

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer September 3rd, 2019 Read More
Well, Somebody Drew A Gun Over The Sold-Out Popeyes Sandwich

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer September 3rd, 2019 Read More
Beer Cup Snake At Wrigley Field Reaches Python Status

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer September 3rd, 2019 Read More
Ranch Now Beating Ketchup In Condiment Wars, Says Ranch Manufacturer

By Aimee Levitt September 3rd, 2019 Read More