Burger Joints - The Takeout

McDonald's Serving Muffin Toppers Prophesied By Seinfeld

By Kate Bernot July 5th, 2018 Read More
Couple Spends 50th Wedding Anniversary In A Row At Burger King

By Kevin Pang June 28th, 2018 Read More
Burger King Resurrects "whazzzzzaaaaaaaaaaap," A Crime We Can Never Forgive

By Allison Shoemaker June 27th, 2018 Read More
Burger King Pulls Ad Promoting Pushing Russian Women To Get Impregnated By World Cup Players

By Gwen Ihnat June 21st, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Workers File Federal Complaint Alleging Widespread Sexual Harassment

By Kate Bernot May 23rd, 2018 Read More
Homeless Man Sues Burger King Over That Time He Spent Three Months In Jail For No Damn Reason

By Allison Shoemaker May 17th, 2018 Read More
Shake Shack Has Second Thoughts About That Whole "cashless Restaurant" Thing

By Gwen Ihnat May 8th, 2018 Read More
In-N-Out Sues Annoying Internet Prankster For Impersonating Its CEO

By Kate Bernot March 28th, 2018 Read More
This Month In Overturned Trucks: McDonald's Fries, Beer, Milk

By Kate Bernot March 28th, 2018 Read More
Shake Shack Fan's Shoutout To The Chefs Goes Viral

By Gwen Ihnat March 27th, 2018 Read More
Author Who Wrote 7 Novels From A Hardee's Finally Gets The Shoutout He Deserves

By Kate Bernot March 7th, 2018 Read More
Whopper Of A Leap: Taco Bell Overtakes Burger King In Sales

By Kevin Pang February 22nd, 2018 Read More
New Burger King Ad Breaks Down Net Neutrality In Under 3 Minutes

By Gwen Ihnat January 26th, 2018 Read More
How To Make Shake Shack's ShackSauce At Home

By Kevin Pang December 6th, 2017 Read More
Wendy's Giant Junior Bacon Cheeseburger Was Fast Food's Greatest Burger And Now You Can't Get It

By Kevin Pang December 4th, 2017 Read More
Immigration Raids Are Destroying Lives—and McDonald's Bun Supply

By Jen Sabella December 1st, 2017 Read More
Will Someone please Provide McDonald's Social Media Team With Black Friday Content?

By Kevin Pang November 24th, 2017 Read More