Burger Joints - The Takeout

Burger King's "Real Meals"—Wow, A Lot To Unpack There

By Allison Shoemaker May 1st, 2019 Read More
Virginia Man Arrested For Stealing Hundreds Of Gallons Of Burger King Grease

By Kate Bernot April 22nd, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Trims Menu Again, This Time Nixing "Signature Crafted" Burgers

By Kevin Pang April 18th, 2019 Read More
Game Of Thrones Shake Shack Menu Only Available To Those Who Order In Valyrian

By Gwen Ihnat April 5th, 2019 Read More
Yet Another City Crushed By False Promise Of In-N-Out

By Gwen Ihnat April 3rd, 2019 Read More
Impossible Whopper Comes To Burger King

By Allison Shoemaker April 1st, 2019 Read More
Florida Hardee's Employee Allegedly Faked Robbery To Avoid Work

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer March 29th, 2019 Read More
Finally, News That Doesn't Stink: Woman Frees Skunk Stuck In Burger King Cup

By Gwen Ihnat March 27th, 2019 Read More
Shake Shack Is Testing A 4-Day Work Week For Employees

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer March 15th, 2019 Read More
Burger King Launches $5 A Month Coffee Subscription

By Allison Shoemaker March 15th, 2019 Read More
Double Trouble: In-N-Out Sues Puma Over 2 "Cali Drive-Thru" Sneakers

By Kate Bernot March 5th, 2019 Read More
At Last, Good News: You Can Now Rent A Shake Shack Truck

By Allison Shoemaker February 27th, 2019 Read More
A Newbie Tastes McDonald's Shamrock Shake for The First Time

By Kate Bernot February 26th, 2019 Read More
Burger King Announces New Grilled Chicken Sandwich With Misguided Attack On KFC

By Gwen Ihnat February 21st, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Shamrock Shake Is Back (Pssst... I've Never Had One)

By Kate Bernot February 15th, 2019 Read More
Man Sues Burger King For Revoked "Free Food For Life" Promise Made After Bathroom Mishap [UPDATED]

By Allison Shoemaker February 12th, 2019 Read More
Swedish Burger King Trolls McDonald's With Parody Burger Names

By Gwen Ihnat February 8th, 2019 Read More
Andy Warhol Would Be Totally Down With That Burger King Ad

By Gwen Ihnat February 4th, 2019 Read More
You Have This Many Minutes To Consume McDonald's French Fries Before They're Inedible

By Allison Shoemaker February 3rd, 2019 Read More
Wendy's Continues Being Petty In Extremely Dumb Bacon-Off With McDonald's

By Allison Shoemaker January 29th, 2019 Read More
Burger King's Big King XL Escalates company's beef With McDonald's

By Kate Bernot January 18th, 2019 Read More
Wendy's Brings Back Fast Food's Greatest Burger

By Kevin Pang December 21st, 2018 Read More
Tulsa Latest To Be pranked With Fake Promise Of Future In-N-Out

By Gwen Ihnat December 6th, 2018 Read More
Burger King's One-Cent Whopper Deal Throws Its Rival the Shadiest Of Shade

By Kate Bernot December 4th, 2018 Read More
Burger King Explains Its Gibberish Stunt, Tweets At Pornhub

By Allison Shoemaker November 30th, 2018 Read More
Hardee's New Tinder Promotion Is The Saddest Food Deal In The World

By Kate Bernot November 27th, 2018 Read More
Okay, which Takeout commenter Wrote This 'In-N-Out Is Overrated' Op-Ed? Declare Yourself

By Allison Shoemaker November 15th, 2018 Read More