Burger Joints - The Takeout

What Booze Tastes Best In A Wendy's Frosty?

By Kate Bernot October 23rd, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce Is America Encapsulated In Nugget-Dipping Form

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Why The Hype Over McDonald's Buttermilk Crispy Tenders?

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Love/hate Burger King? You'll Love/hate The Sourdough King

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Reappraising McDonald's Quarter Pounder With Cheese, An Under-Appreciated Chain Burger

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
50 Turtles In Burger King Parking Lot Quickly Adopted

By Gwen Ihnat October 19th, 2018 Read More
In-N-Out Owner Says Chain Won't Expand East Of Texas In Her Lifetime

By Gwen Ihnat October 11th, 2018 Read More
How To Make The McAffogato, The Classiest McDonald's Menu Hack

By Allison Shoemaker September 26th, 2018 Read More
Heartless Scamps Post Fake In-N-Out "coming Soon" Sign

By Allison Shoemaker September 20th, 2018 Read More
Burger King Manager Defends Napping Employee, Fires Shots At Social Media

By Kate Bernot September 10th, 2018 Read More
Swedish Burger Kings Offer "grillsurance" In The Event Of Barbecue Ban

By Allison Shoemaker September 5th, 2018 Read More
College Student's Excellent Prank Hangs On McDonald's Wall For 51 Days

By Kate Bernot September 4th, 2018 Read More
Boycott In-N-Out Campaign Trends After Chain Donates To California GOP

By Kate Bernot August 31st, 2018 Read More
In-N-Out Sends Pun-Filled Cease-And-Desist To Brewery Planning In-N-Stout Beer

By Allison Shoemaker August 16th, 2018 Read More
Burger King In Sweden Tempts World With Sandwich Made From Fried Halloumi Cheese

By Kevin Pang August 14th, 2018 Read More
SUUUURGE IIIIIIIS BAAAAACK

By Kate Bernot August 8th, 2018 Read More
Burger King Criticizes Women's "Pink Tax," But Won't Comment On Its Own Pay Equity

By Kate Bernot July 27th, 2018 Read More
Shake Shack Cosplays As Bob's Burgers For San Diego Comic Con

By Allison Shoemaker July 20th, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Wants To Give You Free Socks Today And Free Fries On The Regular

By Allison Shoemaker July 19th, 2018 Read More
Burger King Gifts Dog With Terminal Cancer Free Burgers For Life And Now I'm Verklempt

By Kate Bernot July 18th, 2018 Read More
Florida Cop Not Letting Go Of His Tainted-Burger King Conspiracy Theory

By Kate Bernot July 11th, 2018 Read More
Mummified 6-Year-Old McDonald's Meal Pulled From eBay [UPDATED]

By Kate Bernot July 10th, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Serving Muffin Toppers Prophesied By Seinfeld

By Kate Bernot July 5th, 2018 Read More
Couple Spends 50th Wedding Anniversary In A Row At Burger King

By Kevin Pang June 28th, 2018 Read More
Burger King Resurrects "whazzzzzaaaaaaaaaaap," A Crime We Can Never Forgive

By Allison Shoemaker June 27th, 2018 Read More
Burger King Pulls Ad Promoting Pushing Russian Women To Get Impregnated By World Cup Players

By Gwen Ihnat June 21st, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Workers File Federal Complaint Alleging Widespread Sexual Harassment

By Kate Bernot May 23rd, 2018 Read More