Pro-Vegan Ad Linking Milk To Cancer Banned For Being Bullshit

By Kate Bernot May 18th, 2018 Read More

Should You Taste Grapes At The Grocery Store Before Buying?

By Gwen Ihnat May 18th, 2018 Read More

United Caves To Customer Demands, Will Bring Back Tomato Juice To Flights

By Gwen Ihnat May 17th, 2018 Read More

Homeless Man Sues Burger King Over That Time He Spent Three Months In Jail For No Damn Reason

By Allison Shoemaker May 17th, 2018 Read More

I Scream, You Scream, Everyone Is Screaming Over Ketchup Ice Cream Inspired By Ed Sheeran

By Allison Shoemaker May 17th, 2018 Read More

Kim Kardashian West Criticized For Hawking "appetite-Suppressing" lollipops 

By Kate Bernot May 17th, 2018 Read More

"Best By" Dates On Groceries Are About To Get Much Simpler

By Kate Bernot May 17th, 2018 Read More

Middle-Aged People Are Tripping On MDMA-Laced Brie

By Gwen Ihnat May 17th, 2018 Read More

Eating At A Japanese Baseball Stadium Is Totally すごい!

By Laura Studarus May 16th, 2018 Read More

I Cooked For An Entire Week Using Only Food Gadgets "As Seen On TV"

By Stacey Ballis May 16th, 2018 Read More

Harassment Over MAGA Hat inspires Conservative Cheesecake Factory Boycott 

By Gwen Ihnat May 16th, 2018 Read More

Bedraggled Parents Eat More Than 150 Meals A Year While Standing

By Gwen Ihnat May 16th, 2018 Read More

Amazon Rolling Out Deeper Discounts At Whole Foods For Prime Members

By Allison Shoemaker May 16th, 2018 Read More

Texas College Student Grows Food On A Landfill, Which Isn't As Weird As It Sounds

By Kate Bernot May 16th, 2018 Read More

School Lunch Admin Stole More Than $250K From Cafeteria Funds, Including Students' Accounts

By Allison Shoemaker May 16th, 2018 Read More

Brave Tattletale Foils Shitty Coworker's Plan To Serve Laxative Brownies

By Gwen Ihnat May 16th, 2018 Read More

Bubbly Sangria Causing Drunken Blackouts Hailed As The New Four Loko

By Kate Bernot May 16th, 2018 Read More

Framed Chipotle Employee Awarded $8 Million In Carnitas-Stuffed Burrito Of Justice

By Allison Shoemaker May 16th, 2018 Read More

It Is No Longer Shameful To Enjoy Taco Bell

By Kate Bernot May 16th, 2018 Read More

Dear God What Have I Done: Behold The KFC Skinwich

By Kevin Pang May 15th, 2018 Read More

Volkswagen's Bestseller Is Not A Car, But A Sausage

By Allison Shoemaker May 15th, 2018 Read More

Finally, Some Good News: Forecasters Predict Cheap Chicken Wing Prices Through Summer

By Gwen Ihnat May 15th, 2018 Read More

California Bill Would Require Vegan Options At Prisons, Nursing Homes

By Kate Bernot May 15th, 2018 Read More

Tabasco-Infused Whiskey To Add Some Significant Spiciness To Your Cocktails

By Gwen Ihnat May 15th, 2018 Read More

Come On Sheeple, Why Don't We Eat More Fast-Food Lamb?

By Kate Bernot May 15th, 2018 Read More

Amazon To Add Cashierless Stores In Chicago And San Francisco

By Gwen Ihnat May 15th, 2018 Read More

Lawsuit Claims Miami Airport Restaurant Lied About "farm-To-Table" Ingredients

By Kate Bernot May 15th, 2018 Read More