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  • News
    News By Allison Shoemaker July 3rd, 2018

    Please Rise And Remove Your Caps As This Chicken Pecks Out Our National Anthem

    By Allison Shoemaker July 3rd, 2018 Read More
  • Steakhouses
    Steakhouses By Allison Shoemaker July 3rd, 2018

    LongHorn Steakhouse Hotline Is The Fourth Of July Version Of The Butterball Hotline

    By Allison Shoemaker July 3rd, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Gwen Ihnat July 3rd, 2018

    This Margarita-Sippin' Hot-Tub Chillin' Bear Is Ready To Celebrate 'MURICA!

    By Gwen Ihnat July 3rd, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Kate Bernot July 3rd, 2018

    Record Amounts Of American Cheese Are Piling Up In Warehouses

    By Kate Bernot July 3rd, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Gwen Ihnat July 3rd, 2018

    Psychic World Cup-Predicting Octopus Did Not See This Coming

    By Gwen Ihnat July 3rd, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Allison Shoemaker July 3rd, 2018

    Asshole Dog Steals Slice Of Pepperoni Pizza From Squirrel

    By Allison Shoemaker July 3rd, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Kevin Pang July 3rd, 2018

    What Are The Ideal Condiments On A Hot Dog?

    By Kevin Pang July 3rd, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Kate Bernot July 3rd, 2018

    Battle As Steak Or Foie Gras in Food Fantasy, A Fantastical Restaurant-Themed RPG

    By Kate Bernot July 3rd, 2018 Read More
  • Cooking
    Cooking By Stacey Ballis July 2nd, 2018

    Make Elotes Casserole: Mexican Street Corn Meets The Midwest

    By Stacey Ballis July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Kevin Pang July 2nd, 2018

    Cheers To The Takeout's Kate Bernot, America's Newest Certified Cider Professional

    By Kevin Pang July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • Reviews
    Reviews By Kate Bernot July 2nd, 2018

    Ask The Salty Waitress: My Family Is Way Underdressed For This Restaurant—should We Leave?

    By Kate Bernot July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • Reviews
    Reviews By Nathan Rabin July 2nd, 2018

    Pass The Combos: 18 Foods You Only Eat While Traveling

    By Nathan Rabin July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • Reviews
    Reviews By Laura Adamczyk July 2nd, 2018

    What Fast Food Item Was Unfairly Excluded From Our Top 10 List?

    By Laura Adamczyk July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • Reviews
    Reviews By Nathan Rabin July 2nd, 2018

    What Foods Do You Eat When No One's Looking?

    By Nathan Rabin July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • Reviews
    Reviews By Nathan Rabin July 2nd, 2018

    It's National Pizza Day: What's The All-Time Best Pizza Spot In America?

    By Nathan Rabin July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • Baking
    Baking By Dana Cree July 2nd, 2018

    Everything You Need To Know To Master Custard (And How To Make Proper Creme Brulee)

    By Dana Cree July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • Baking
    Baking By Dana Cree July 2nd, 2018

    How To Make Proper Creme Anglaise

    By Dana Cree July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • Cook
    Cook By Kevin Pang July 2nd, 2018

    Let's Make The Crispy Open-Faced Quesadilla From Somebody Feed Phil

    By Kevin Pang July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • Cook
    Cook By Kevin Pang July 2nd, 2018

    I Dehydrated And Ground Up Fried Chicken Skin. Now What?

    By Kevin Pang July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • Baking
    Baking By Dana Cree July 2nd, 2018

    How To Make A Proper Flan

    By Dana Cree July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • Baking
    Baking By Dana Cree July 2nd, 2018

    How To Make Proper Frozen Custard

    By Dana Cree July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • Grilling and Smoking
    Grilling and Smoking By Kevin Pang July 2nd, 2018

    Smoked Beef Brisket With Chocolate Mole: Magic Or Fool's Errand?

    By Kevin Pang July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • Mexican
    Mexican By Kate Bernot July 2nd, 2018

    Taco Bell Is America's Best Stoner Restaurant, High Times declares

    By Kate Bernot July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Kevin Pang July 2nd, 2018

    Seattle Becomes Largest U.S. City To Ban Plastic Straws And Utensils

    By Kevin Pang July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Gwen Ihnat July 2nd, 2018

    Vancouver Restaurant Manager Fired For Refusing To Serve Man Wearing MAGA Hat

    By Gwen Ihnat July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • Stores And Chains
    Stores And Chains By Kate Bernot July 2nd, 2018

    Aww Dammit, Costco Food Court's New Al Pastor Salad Is Made Of Soy

    By Kate Bernot July 2nd, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Kate Bernot July 2nd, 2018

    Dildo Brewing Company Opens For Business

    By Kate Bernot July 2nd, 2018 Read More
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