The IKEA Vegan Dog Has Arrived

By Allison Shoemaker September 28th, 2018 Read More

Want That Fancy Bottle Of Wine? Grab Your Wetsuit 

By Allison Shoemaker September 28th, 2018 Read More

Ask The Salty Waitress: Help! My Server speaks Like A Millennial Nitwit

By Kate Bernot September 28th, 2018 Read More

Ask The Salty Waitress: Should I Expect The Food-Delivery Person To Schlep Up My Stairs?

By Gwen Ihnat September 28th, 2018 Read More

Here's A New Dating App: OpenTable

By Kate Bernot September 28th, 2018 Read More

Wait, People Eat Shrimp Tails?

By Kevin Pang September 28th, 2018 Read More

Man Steals 150 Pounds Of Waffle Mix To Sell On Waffle Black Market

By Gwen Ihnat September 28th, 2018 Read More

Sublimely dumbass Teens Smash Van Into Pot Store And Steal Oregano

By Gwen Ihnat September 28th, 2018 Read More

A Tom Brady Hater Tries Tom Brady's Meal Kits

By Kate Bernot September 28th, 2018 Read More

Google Maps Now Lets You Poll Your Friends About Where To Eat

By Kate Bernot September 28th, 2018 Read More

D.C. Bar Is Right To Apologize For Kavanaugh-Tied Bottomless Mimosas Deal

By Kate Bernot September 28th, 2018 Read More

TIL There's A Frosty 5K

By Allison Shoemaker September 28th, 2018 Read More

What's The Point Of Leaving The Tail On Shrimp?

By Kate Bernot September 27th, 2018 Read More

Breakfast Stout Muffins Bring Beer To The Breakfast Table

By Kate Bernot September 27th, 2018 Read More

Last Call: Is It Food Poisoning Or Stomach Flu?

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More

Lincoln Library Now Allowing "Covered Container" drinks and "Odor-Free" Foods

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More

Total Butthole Drives Car While Eating A Giant Bowl Of Cereal

By Allison Shoemaker September 27th, 2018 Read More

"It Is A Boy Bird With Crispy Chicken Tenders From Burger Thing"

By Allison Shoemaker September 27th, 2018 Read More

McDonald's Worker Allegedly Spiked Deputy's Drink With Peroxide

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More

FDA To Start Naming Stores Affected By Food Recalls

By Kate Bernot September 27th, 2018 Read More

Lack Of Gen Z Workers A Potential "Crisis" For Restaurants

By Kate Bernot September 27th, 2018 Read More

Quitting Junk Food Can Bring On Withdrawal Symptoms

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More

Is Candy Corn Delicious Or Satan's Earwax?

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More

Hey Buddy, You Wanna Buy Papa John's? 

By Kate Bernot September 27th, 2018 Read More

The Takeout investigates: Can You Have Too Much Pepperoni On A Pizza?

By Kevin Pang September 27th, 2018 Read More

McDonald's Is Removing All Artificial Preservatives And Colors From Its Classic Burgers

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More

Hey Leslie Jordan, Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?

By Allison Shoemaker September 27th, 2018 Read More