A Dictionary's Selection For Word Of The Year Fits Nicely Into Our Apocalyptic Hellscape

By Gwen Ihnat November 8th, 2018 Read More

PARTY By Taco Bell Allows You To PARTY At Taco Bell 

By Allison Shoemaker November 8th, 2018 Read More

The TSA Kindly Requests You Keep Jars Of Gravy Off The Plane This Thanksgiving

By Kevin Pang November 8th, 2018 Read More

The $2 Wendy's Frosty Tag Is Such A Great Deal Frankly We're A Bit Flummoxed

By Allison Shoemaker November 8th, 2018 Read More

Do-Si-Dope: Woman Arrested For Failing To Pay For $1,600 Worth Of Girl Scout Cookies

By Gwen Ihnat November 8th, 2018 Read More

Last Call: In Awe Of Queen At Live Aid, And In General

By Kate Bernot November 8th, 2018 Read More

What Do You Eat And Drink When You're Sick?

By Allison Shoemaker November 7th, 2018 Read More

Hey Jason Segel, Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?

By Gwen Ihnat November 7th, 2018 Read More

Man Who Drunkenly Fell Onto Subway Track Sues Restaurant For $2 Million

By Gwen Ihnat November 7th, 2018 Read More

Restaurant serves Elf spaghetti Breakfast Topped With Maple Syrup, Marshmallows, Pop Tarts

By Kate Bernot November 7th, 2018 Read More

Judge Tosses $5 Million "No Cheese On My Quarter Pounder" lawsuit

By Kate Bernot November 7th, 2018 Read More

Pantsless Man Crashes Through Waffle House Ceiling In Botched Robbery

By Gwen Ihnat November 7th, 2018 Read More

What's The Most-Googled Thanksgiving Recipe In Your State?

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Food Bank's Stolen Van Returned With Hot Dog Grill, Other Oddities

By Allison Shoemaker November 7th, 2018 Read More

Ain't No Party Like A Taco Bell Party 'Cause It's Actually A Job Fair

By Allison Shoemaker November 7th, 2018 Read More

America Hits Record 7,000 Breweries—and No, It's Not A Bubble

By Kate Bernot November 7th, 2018 Read More

How To Conquer Red Lobster's Endless Shrimp

By Dennis Lee November 6th, 2018 Read More

Why are America's Alcohol-Shipping Laws Such A Cluster$#&%—and Will They Ever Change?

By Kate Bernot November 6th, 2018 Read More

What Are Some Novel Ways To Cook With Pumpkin?

By Gwen Ihnat November 6th, 2018 Read More

Last Call: 3 Things To Watch Other Than election Night Coverage

By Gwen Ihnat November 6th, 2018 Read More

Seniors Are The New Teens When It Comes To Fast-Food Workers

By Gwen Ihnat November 6th, 2018 Read More

We Spent 15 Mins Brainstorming A Wine-Condom Headline And Every Idea Made Us Barf

By Kate Bernot November 6th, 2018 Read More

McDonald's Worker Gets Sent Home For Being Late, Goes Out And Robs Other McDonald's

By Gwen Ihnat November 6th, 2018 Read More

What's The Real Reason Costco Employees Check Receipts At The Exit?

By Kate Bernot November 6th, 2018 Read More

IHOP Sold The Country On A Burger Lie And America Responded: "Hell Yeah!"

By Kevin Pang November 6th, 2018 Read More

Trader Joe's Everything But The Bagel Mix Is The Most Versatile Seasoning In Our Kitchen

By Kevin Pang November 6th, 2018 Read More

Burger King Trolls Kanye West Over His Favorite Restaurant

By Gwen Ihnat November 6th, 2018 Read More