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Beer Makes Your Skin Glow, Claim Beautiful Italians

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Can Humans Be Hypnotized Into A Plant-Based Lifestyle?

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Taco Bell Resurrects Flamin' Hot Doritos Locos Tacos For NBA Finals

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Would You Like Those Onion Rings With A Side Of Nose Candy?

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What Creep Made Up The Thing About Watermelon Seeds Sprouting In Your Gut?

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For The Love Of God, Check Your Energy Drink Labels

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That "Sell By" Date Has Nothing To Do With Food Safety

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Your Toast Cries Out For Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust Seasoning

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How Native Communities Are Reclaiming Their Corn

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We Are All The Little Boy Who Ordered $3K Of SpongeBob Popsicles On Amazon

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Disney World Debuts Doughnut Grilled Cheese, Has Perhaps Gone Too Far

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Where, Oh Where, Is Our Promised McPlant?

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Hershey Improves The Whatchamacallit, Introduces Whozeewhatzit

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Jay Leno Hates High-Priced Sandwiches

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You Can Slam A White Claw On United Flights This Summer

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Lawsuit Alleges Subway's Tuna "Made From Anything But Tuna"

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Last Call: Are Some Foods Strictly Nighttime-Only?

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NASA Will Pay $500,000 To Whoever Can Figure Out How To Grow Fresh Food In Space

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Consider This Your Reminder To Store Your Campsite Food Properly

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How Do You Do, Fellow Kids? Hidden Valley Ranch Is Collabing With Crocs

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111-Year-Old Australian Man Recommends Snacking On Chicken Brains

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Colorado Gives Up, Accepts South Park Casa Bonita Purchase [Updated]

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Sorry, But There's No Excuse For Hitting A Seagull With A Stick

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Milk Bar Ice Cream Now Available Online For Us Poor Saps Who Don't Live On The Coasts

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That Plant-Based Whopper Isn't As Healthy As You Think

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Only 24 Hours Until The Pumpkin Spice Latte Returns To Our Hot Little Hands [Update]

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Point/Counterpoint: Indoor Or Outdoor Dining?

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