News - The Takeout

U.S. Derailed Global Breast-Feeding Resolution To Appease Baby-Formula Industry

By Kate Bernot July 9th, 2018 Read More
A Soda With Bite, Plus A Blog And A Book For Those With Sweet Teeth

By Marnie Shure July 9th, 2018 Read More
Coffee Soda Looks To Build A National Buzz

By Garin Pirnia July 8th, 2018 Read More
Today In Prince Charles-Food News: A MasterChef Scandal And Cheese Pandering

By Allison Shoemaker July 6th, 2018 Read More
Physicist Definitely Proves Why Wood-Fired Pizzas Taste [Chef's Kiss]

By Allison Shoemaker July 6th, 2018 Read More
Hot Dog-Eating Contest Miscount Incites Nationwide Panic

By Kate Bernot July 6th, 2018 Read More
Cadbury Invites Aspiring Willy Wonkas To Invent A New Chocolate Bar

By Allison Shoemaker July 6th, 2018 Read More
Y'all Really Like Eating At Chick-Fil-A, Huh

By Kate Bernot July 6th, 2018 Read More
TSA: Ma'am, I'm Going To Need To See Those Cheese Poofs

By Allison Shoemaker July 5th, 2018 Read More
Lawsuit Alleges Pork Cartel Conspired In Price-Fixing Conspiracy

By Kate Bernot July 5th, 2018 Read More
Oi! British Pint Glasses Recalled For Shorting Drinkers 8 Milliliters

By Allison Shoemaker July 5th, 2018 Read More
You'll Never Unsee U-S-A Inside The Word "Sausage"

By Kevin Pang July 5th, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Serving Muffin Toppers Prophesied By Seinfeld

By Kate Bernot July 5th, 2018 Read More
19 Hospitalized After Some Dipshit Served Shit-Contaminated Food At Shitty Birthday Party

By Allison Shoemaker July 5th, 2018 Read More
Restaurants Make More Money By Cramming Us Onto Barstools

By Kate Bernot July 5th, 2018 Read More
82-Year-Old Billionaire LaCroix CEO Accused Of Inappropriate Touching

By Kevin Pang July 5th, 2018 Read More
Joey Chestnut Breaks Hot Dog-Eating Record; America Is Great Again

By Kate Bernot July 5th, 2018 Read More
Animal-Rights Activists Not Letting Go Of This Chicken-Truck Crash

By Kate Bernot July 3rd, 2018 Read More
Australian Customers Rage At Grocery-Store Staff Over Plastic-Bag Ban

By Gwen Ihnat July 3rd, 2018 Read More
Please Rise And Remove Your Caps As This Chicken Pecks Out Our National Anthem

By Allison Shoemaker July 3rd, 2018 Read More
LongHorn Steakhouse Hotline Is The Fourth Of July Version Of The Butterball Hotline

By Allison Shoemaker July 3rd, 2018 Read More
This Margarita-Sippin' Hot-Tub Chillin' Bear Is Ready To Celebrate 'MURICA!

By Gwen Ihnat July 3rd, 2018 Read More
Record Amounts Of American Cheese Are Piling Up In Warehouses

By Kate Bernot July 3rd, 2018 Read More
Psychic World Cup-Predicting Octopus Did Not See This Coming

By Gwen Ihnat July 3rd, 2018 Read More
Asshole Dog Steals Slice Of Pepperoni Pizza From Squirrel

By Allison Shoemaker July 3rd, 2018 Read More
What Are The Ideal Condiments On A Hot Dog?

By Kevin Pang July 3rd, 2018 Read More
Battle As Steak Or Foie Gras in Food Fantasy, A Fantastical Restaurant-Themed RPG

By Kate Bernot July 3rd, 2018 Read More