News - The Takeout

Yo Ho Ho, A Fire Has Destroyed 60,000 Liters Of Rum

By Allison Shoemaker July 17th, 2018 Read More
The Chinese Northern Tree Shrew Can Beat You In A Hot Pepper-Eating Contest

By Allison Shoemaker July 17th, 2018 Read More
Today In Taco Bell News: One Tragic Story, One Charming Tale

By Kate Bernot July 17th, 2018 Read More
Virgin Mary Statue May Be Crying Olive Oil Tears For Us All

By Gwen Ihnat July 17th, 2018 Read More
America's Test Kitchen Has A Food Truck Now

By Allison Shoemaker July 17th, 2018 Read More
Restaurant Criticized For Facebook Post Mocking Customer Who Paid In Coins

By Kate Bernot July 17th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Point Me To The Nearest Nap Store

By Gwen Ihnat July 16th, 2018 Read More
Papa John's Evicts Papa John From Office, Plus More Updates On This Tire Fire

By Gwen Ihnat July 16th, 2018 Read More
A Stanley Cup Winner Proves Beer Helmets Are Key To Sinking Golf Putts

By Kate Bernot July 16th, 2018 Read More
The Remains Of 5,300-Year-Old Mummy Reveal Actual Paleo Diet

By Gwen Ihnat July 16th, 2018 Read More
Chicago Is Now Spreading anti-Ketchup Propaganda On Expressways

By Kevin Pang July 16th, 2018 Read More
This Week's Study: Full-Fat Dairy Isn't Going To Kill You

By Kate Bernot July 16th, 2018 Read More
WeWork Bans Meat From Employee Events And Expense Reports

By Gwen Ihnat July 16th, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Salads In Several States Dealing With McParasite

By Gwen Ihnat July 16th, 2018 Read More
Tone-Deaf Brewery Wants To Name Beers "Flint Michigan Tap Water," "Black Beers Matter"

By Kate Bernot July 16th, 2018 Read More
Fixes For Wobbly Tables Are Just An Arm's Length Away

By Kate Bernot July 16th, 2018 Read More
TIL Germans Have A Delightful Snack Called "Bread Time"

By Kate Bernot July 16th, 2018 Read More
The Supreme Court Once Ruled On Whether A Tomato Is A Fruit Or Vegetable

By Allison Shoemaker July 16th, 2018 Read More
Yes, Energy Drinks Can Remove Rust From Metal

By Kate Bernot July 16th, 2018 Read More
TIL I Could Start My Own Whiskey Blend right Now

By Allison Shoemaker July 16th, 2018 Read More
TIL Why Wine Gets Stored Sideways (And Why That's Pointless)

By Allison Shoemaker July 16th, 2018 Read More
TIL Reverse Vending Machines Exist

By Kate Bernot July 16th, 2018 Read More
TIL You Can Speed-Age Whiskey With Sound Waves

By Allison Shoemaker July 16th, 2018 Read More
TIL You Should Eat Dessert For Breakfast

By Allison Shoemaker July 16th, 2018 Read More
TIL All The Ways I'm Using The Dishwasher Incorrectly

By Gwen Ihnat July 16th, 2018 Read More
TIL Eagles Are Just Like That One Friend Who Doesn't Order Fries, Then Eats All Of Yours

By Allison Shoemaker July 16th, 2018 Read More
TIL Why Most Fast Food Logos Are Red

By Gwen Ihnat July 16th, 2018 Read More