News - The Takeout

KFC-Inspired Double Drown Turns Lobster Tail "Buns" into A Patton Oswalt Bit

By Kevin Pang August 15th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Geez Lady, Millennials Didn't Kill Mayonnaise

By Gwen Ihnat August 14th, 2018 Read More
What Chefs really think When You Order A Well-Done Steak

By Kate Bernot August 14th, 2018 Read More
Burger King In Sweden Tempts World With Sandwich Made From Fried Halloumi Cheese

By Kevin Pang August 14th, 2018 Read More
Buffalo Wild Wings Looks To Get Into Sports Betting

By Gwen Ihnat August 14th, 2018 Read More
New Zealand Demand For Avocados Sparks Crime Wave

By Gwen Ihnat August 14th, 2018 Read More
An Instagrammer's Cookbook Launch Couldn't Have Gone Any Worse

By Kevin Pang August 14th, 2018 Read More
Man Arrested For Allegedly Offering Couple Unwanted Striptease At Steakhouse

By Gwen Ihnat August 14th, 2018 Read More
Tell Us What's The Best Sauce For Steak

By Kevin Pang August 14th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Aretha Franklin, An Underrated Pianist

By Gwen Ihnat August 13th, 2018 Read More
It's So Hot In Japan, One Restaurant Is Serving A -110 Degree Chilled Ramen

By Kevin Pang August 13th, 2018 Read More
Man Fills Water Cup With Soda And Things Go Unnecessarily Haywire From There

By Gwen Ihnat August 13th, 2018 Read More
Chipotle's Latest Food-Poisoning Outbreak Remains An Impenetrable Mystery

By Gwen Ihnat August 13th, 2018 Read More
British Prisoner's Instagram Account Shows A Gourmet Life From Inside The Clink

By Kevin Pang August 13th, 2018 Read More
Jeff Sessions Dined At A Tex-Mex Restaurant And Take One Guess How The Internet Reacted

By Kevin Pang August 13th, 2018 Read More
New Virility Beer Brewed Using A Superfood And A Fertility God

By Gwen Ihnat August 13th, 2018 Read More
Papa John's Now Offering Financial Help To Suffering Franchisees

By Gwen Ihnat August 13th, 2018 Read More
Confession: I Was A Well-Done Steak Lover

By Gwen Ihnat August 12th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: How Is This Beer Filling From The Bottom Up?

By Kevin Pang August 10th, 2018 Read More
Bill Murray And Photographer exchange "Do You Know Who I Am?!"s In Reported Martha's Vineyard Scuffle

By Gwen Ihnat August 10th, 2018 Read More
The Michelangelo Of Butter-Sculpting Makes Rare Misstep At Illinois State Fair

By Kevin Pang August 10th, 2018 Read More
Worshipers Can Drink And Smoke In This Unusual Guatemalan Church

By Gwen Ihnat August 10th, 2018 Read More
OpenTable Now Lets You Choose Seats In A Restaurant

By Kate Bernot August 10th, 2018 Read More
Chobani Hopes New Squeeze Bottles Turn Greek Yogurt Into A Condiment

By Kate Bernot August 10th, 2018 Read More
Dr Pepper May Have Just Come Out

By Gwen Ihnat August 10th, 2018 Read More
We're Calling B.S. On LongHorn Steakhouse's "Left-Handed Steak Knives"

By Kate Bernot August 10th, 2018 Read More
Everyone Loves Pierogies—but Have You Tried Sweet Pierogies?

By Laura Studarus August 9th, 2018 Read More