News - The Takeout

This Month In Overturned Trucks: Chickens, Corn Syrup, So Many Pigs

By Kate Bernot August 28th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: What Burning Man Teaches Us About Urban Planning

By Kate Bernot August 28th, 2018 Read More
Meat Me In St. Louis: Missouri Becomes First State To Regulate Usage Of Word "meat"

By Kevin Pang August 28th, 2018 Read More
Mother Nature Delivers A Humdinger Of A Champagne Harvest Just When We Need It Most

By Allison Shoemaker August 28th, 2018 Read More
If You Like Piña Coladas, Or Getting Caught With Cocaine

By Gwen Ihnat August 28th, 2018 Read More
Queer Eye's Antoni Porowski Is Opening A Surprisingly Avocado-Lite Restaurant

By Allison Shoemaker August 28th, 2018 Read More
Gordon Ramsay Offers Gig To Student With Dwarfism Who Says He Was Banned From Culinary Class

By Kate Bernot August 28th, 2018 Read More
Pumpkin Spice Latte Is Here. Summer Is Dead.

By Kate Bernot August 28th, 2018 Read More
Minnesota Dairy Princesses To Be Immortalized In Butter Sculpture

By Gwen Ihnat August 28th, 2018 Read More
At Long Last, Alcoholic Hot Sauce

By Allison Shoemaker August 28th, 2018 Read More
We Regret To Inform You This Restaurant's Monkey Mondays Have Been Cancelled

By Kate Bernot August 28th, 2018 Read More
Dunkin' begins Dropping Donuts From Its Name

By Gwen Ihnat August 28th, 2018 Read More
Giving Food To The Homeless Is Protected Free Speech, Court Rules

By Kate Bernot August 28th, 2018 Read More
Meatloaf Is Terrible. Fight Me.

By Joel Reese August 28th, 2018 Read More
Creamed Chipped Beef Is The Mess Hall Staple-Turned-Hangover Cure

By Becca James August 27th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Are You Ready For #SoberSeptember?

By Gwen Ihnat August 27th, 2018 Read More
Kentucky Ham Sells For $2.8 Million

By Kevin Pang August 27th, 2018 Read More
Papa John's: Thank You For Calling Us Racists

By Kevin Pang August 27th, 2018 Read More
Dairy Beloved: Adorably Midwestern Couple Gets Engaged In Line For Fried Cheese Curds

By Kevin Pang August 27th, 2018 Read More
Woman Who Brazenly Stole Dog Topiary From Brooklyn Bakery Thought It Was "harmless"

By Gwen Ihnat August 27th, 2018 Read More
America's Only Remaining Blockbuster Store Gets Its Own Beer

By Kate Bernot August 27th, 2018 Read More
Man Arrested For Stealing 800 Pounds Of Lemons, Motive Unclear

By Gwen Ihnat August 27th, 2018 Read More
Eaters Of Shredded Cheese Straight From The Bag At 2 A.m., Unite!

By Kate Bernot August 27th, 2018 Read More
Awesome: New Report Says No Alcohol Consumption Is Safe

By Gwen Ihnat August 27th, 2018 Read More
British Vegetarians Lie To Friends About Not Eating Meat, Says Crappy Study

By Kate Bernot August 27th, 2018 Read More
Asshole Fired For Ordering A "Trayvon Martini"

By Gwen Ihnat August 27th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Those Sadistic Japanese Prank Shows

By Kevin Pang August 24th, 2018 Read More