News - The Takeout

Wisconsin Pizza Delivery Driver Helps Rescue Kidnapped Woman

By Kate Bernot October 1st, 2018 Read More
Our Favorite Award-Eligible Stories From The Takeout This Week

By Kevin Pang September 30th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Do You Go To Your High-School Reunions?

By Gwen Ihnat September 28th, 2018 Read More
At Least Kentucky's Got More Bourbon In Storage Than In Decades

By Allison Shoemaker September 28th, 2018 Read More
The IKEA Vegan Dog Has Arrived

By Allison Shoemaker September 28th, 2018 Read More
Want That Fancy Bottle Of Wine? Grab Your Wetsuit

By Allison Shoemaker September 28th, 2018 Read More
Here's A New Dating App: OpenTable

By Kate Bernot September 28th, 2018 Read More
Wait, People Eat Shrimp Tails?

By Kevin Pang September 28th, 2018 Read More
Man Steals 150 Pounds Of Waffle Mix To Sell On Waffle Black Market

By Gwen Ihnat September 28th, 2018 Read More
Sublimely dumbass Teens Smash Van Into Pot Store And Steal Oregano

By Gwen Ihnat September 28th, 2018 Read More
Google Maps Now Lets You Poll Your Friends About Where To Eat

By Kate Bernot September 28th, 2018 Read More
D.C. Bar Is Right To Apologize For Kavanaugh-Tied Bottomless Mimosas Deal

By Kate Bernot September 28th, 2018 Read More
TIL There's A Frosty 5K

By Allison Shoemaker September 28th, 2018 Read More
What's The Point Of Leaving The Tail On Shrimp?

By Kate Bernot September 27th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Is It Food Poisoning Or Stomach Flu?

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More
Lincoln Library Now Allowing "Covered Container" drinks and "Odor-Free" Foods

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More
Total Butthole Drives Car While Eating A Giant Bowl Of Cereal

By Allison Shoemaker September 27th, 2018 Read More
"It Is A Boy Bird With Crispy Chicken Tenders From Burger Thing"

By Allison Shoemaker September 27th, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Worker Allegedly Spiked Deputy's Drink With Peroxide

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More
FDA To Start Naming Stores Affected By Food Recalls

By Kate Bernot September 27th, 2018 Read More
Lack Of Gen Z Workers A Potential "Crisis" For Restaurants

By Kate Bernot September 27th, 2018 Read More
Quitting Junk Food Can Bring On Withdrawal Symptoms

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More
Is Candy Corn Delicious Or Satan's Earwax?

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More
Hey Buddy, You Wanna Buy Papa John's?

By Kate Bernot September 27th, 2018 Read More
The Takeout investigates: Can You Have Too Much Pepperoni On A Pizza?

By Kevin Pang September 27th, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Is Removing All Artificial Preservatives And Colors From Its Classic Burgers

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More
The Surprisingly Pleasing Combo Of Peanut Butter-And-Mayo Sandwiches

By Gwen Ihnat September 26th, 2018 Read More