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McDonald's Conspiracy Theory: Cheesy Bacon Fries Will Go National

By Kate Bernot November 19th, 2018 Read More
Let's Watch Two Canadian Car-Thievin' lovebirds Get Nabbed In A McDonald's Drive-Thru

By Allison Shoemaker November 19th, 2018 Read More
Last Honest Politician Frets Over Girl Scout Cookie Conflict

By Gwen Ihnat November 19th, 2018 Read More
Green Bay Gets Its Own Special Whopper With—surprise!—lots Of Extra Cheese

By Allison Shoemaker November 19th, 2018 Read More
Top 10 Songs Played On Waffle House Jukeboxes Are Sexier Than we'd Hope

By Kate Bernot November 19th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Let's Share Our Favorite YouTube Tutorials And Lectures

By Kevin Pang November 16th, 2018 Read More
Why Are People Breeding Tiny Turkeys When Chickens Exist?

By Gwen Ihnat November 16th, 2018 Read More
Papa John's U.K. Hopes Its Ostrich-Meat Pizza Really Takes Off

By Allison Shoemaker November 16th, 2018 Read More
A Brief, Annotated Guide To The "Deals" on National Fast Food Day

By Allison Shoemaker November 16th, 2018 Read More
Uh-Oh, SpaghettiOs Hurled At Pittsburgh Woman's car In Bizarre Attack

By Gwen Ihnat November 16th, 2018 Read More
Science Proves What North Dakota Already Knew: People In Cold Places Drink More

By Kate Bernot November 16th, 2018 Read More
Jell-O Debuts Parents' worst Nightmare: Edible Slime

By Gwen Ihnat November 16th, 2018 Read More
Are 3 John Cenas Performing Spoken-Word Poetry About Vodka, Or Are We High?

By Allison Shoemaker November 16th, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Makes Another Tweak To Happy Meals

By Kate Bernot November 16th, 2018 Read More
Arby's Debuts Arbynator Sandwich, Which Has Curly Fries On It

By Kate Bernot November 16th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Let's Talk About Our Favorite Birthday Meals

By Kevin Pang November 15th, 2018 Read More
Detroit Tigers Concession Worker Sentenced After Being Filmed Spitting In Customers' Pizza [Updated]

By Kevin Pang November 15th, 2018 Read More
Do You Call It Stuffing Or Dressing?

By Gwen Ihnat November 15th, 2018 Read More
Okay, which Takeout commenter Wrote This 'In-N-Out Is Overrated' Op-Ed? Declare Yourself

By Allison Shoemaker November 15th, 2018 Read More
A Skeptic Reconsiders Colorado's "Bike-Share But For Coffee Mugs"

By Kate Bernot November 15th, 2018 Read More
High School Kids Apologize For Freakin' Awesome Food Fight That Trashed A Whataburger

By Gwen Ihnat November 15th, 2018 Read More
Former Sheriff's Deputy Gets Jail Time For Smuggling Meth In KFC Mashed Potatoes

By Allison Shoemaker November 15th, 2018 Read More
New "smart" Instant Pot Model Connects To Wifi, Might Become Sentient

By Kate Bernot November 15th, 2018 Read More
World's Biggest Ketchup Fan Storms McDonald's Kitchen Because She Didn't Get Enough Packets

By Allison Shoemaker November 15th, 2018 Read More
Starbucks Holiday Drink In China Features "snowy Cheese"

By Gwen Ihnat November 15th, 2018 Read More
Australians In Despair Over Change To Popular Hot Dog Toppings

By Kate Bernot November 15th, 2018 Read More
The Takeout turns One Today, And We Thank You For Reading

By Kevin Pang November 15th, 2018 Read More