News - The Takeout

Why Parents Shouldn't Eat Lunch With Their Kids At School

By Gwen Ihnat December 3rd, 2018 Read More
Grocery Store Etiquette Poll Makes Us Feel Guilty About Eating That Grape

By Gwen Ihnat December 3rd, 2018 Read More
Whole Foods Gets Even Whole Foodsier With DIY Almond Milk Stations

By Allison Shoemaker December 3rd, 2018 Read More
Nick Offerman, Painted Bronze, Slowly Sips Lagavulin At A Chicago Blackhawks Game

By Allison Shoemaker December 3rd, 2018 Read More
Waffle House Hero Replaces Kid Rock As Grand Marshal Of Nashville Christmas Parade

By Gwen Ihnat December 3rd, 2018 Read More
Parents Increasingly Name Their Babies Kale, Kiwi, Saffron

By Kate Bernot December 3rd, 2018 Read More
How Kansas City's Burnt Ends Became The Ultimate Barbecued Meat

By Bryan Petcoff December 2nd, 2018 Read More
Burger King Explains Its Gibberish Stunt, Tweets At Pornhub

By Allison Shoemaker November 30th, 2018 Read More
4 Is Fast Food's New Magic Number

By Kevin Pang November 30th, 2018 Read More
Nailed It! returning To Rival Your Christmas Baking Failures With A Holiday Special

By Gwen Ihnat November 30th, 2018 Read More
Michigan Moves To End Gender-Specific Fast-Food Toys

By Kate Bernot November 30th, 2018 Read More
Peanut Butter Is The Most American Of Sandwich Fillings

By Aimee Levitt November 29th, 2018 Read More
Hear Me Out: Dip Peanut Butter Sandwiches In Chili

By Clint Worthington November 29th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: I Discovered My Favorite Use For Stackable Wines

By Kate Bernot November 29th, 2018 Read More
YouPorn Office Bans Starbucks, Escalates Porn-Coffeeshop Tit-For-Tat

By Kevin Pang November 29th, 2018 Read More
Stella Artois Wants To Turn Your Robot Vacuum Into A Cocktail Waiter

By Allison Shoemaker November 29th, 2018 Read More
Restaurant Chain Comps Kids' Meals For Families Who Stash Their Phones While Dining

By Gwen Ihnat November 29th, 2018 Read More
Let's Talk About The Best Sandwich We've Ever Eaten

By Kate Bernot November 29th, 2018 Read More
A Longtime Beer Writer Quits Beer—and We Congratulate Him

By Kate Bernot November 29th, 2018 Read More
Poo Found On Every McDonald's Touchscreen In British Study

By Gwen Ihnat November 29th, 2018 Read More
Oh God, There May Actually Be Reason To Give Your Houseplants Fizzy Water

By Kate Bernot November 29th, 2018 Read More
You Have About A Month Left To Watch Porn At Starbucks

By Gwen Ihnat November 29th, 2018 Read More
Bon Jové Takes Top Rosé Slot in Wine Spectator's Top 100 List

By Allison Shoemaker November 29th, 2018 Read More
PBR Is No Longer In Peril! Long Live PBR!

By Kate Bernot November 29th, 2018 Read More
This Month In Overturned Trucks: Chicken Waste, Mac 'N' Cheese, So Much Ham

By Kate Bernot November 29th, 2018 Read More
The Case For Cold Cuts As America's Saddest Sandwich

By Aimee Levitt November 28th, 2018 Read More
Eggo PB&Js Remain My Quintessential Childhood Sandwich

By Kate Bernot November 28th, 2018 Read More