News - The Takeout

Swedish Burger King Trolls McDonald's With Parody Burger Names

By Gwen Ihnat February 8th, 2019 Read More
Jimmy John's Says Third-Party Delivery Isn't Freaky Fast Enough

By Kate Bernot February 8th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: How Would A Baguette Move If It Could Move?

By Gwen Ihnat February 7th, 2019 Read More
Campbell's Trademarks "Chunky," All Other Soups Now "Lumpy" And "With Large Bits"

By Allison Shoemaker February 7th, 2019 Read More
Hospital Saw Many "Boiling Water Challenge" Injuries During Polar Vortex

By Gwen Ihnat February 7th, 2019 Read More
Bars Who Take Concrete Steps To Protect Women: Thank You

By Kate Bernot February 7th, 2019 Read More
Your Tips Aren't Going to Instacart And DoorDash Drivers The Way you'd Think [UPDATED]

By Kate Bernot February 7th, 2019 Read More
Senator Gives "Props For Creativity" To Whoever Is Sending Him Mean Messages In Fortune Cookies

By Gwen Ihnat February 7th, 2019 Read More
British Chain Wants You To Surprise Bae With A Love Sausage

By Kate Bernot February 7th, 2019 Read More
Delta Apologizes For Diet Coke Napkins That Encourage In-Flight Flirting

By Gwen Ihnat February 7th, 2019 Read More
GTFO, IHOP: A Pancake Is Not A Pizza

By Kate Bernot February 7th, 2019 Read More
Taco Bell Delivers

By Allison Shoemaker February 7th, 2019 Read More
It's Hard Out There For A Pregnant, Cheese-Loving Food Writer

By Jeanelle Olson February 6th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: T-Bell Teams Up With T-Mobile For Free T-Acos

By Gwen Ihnat February 6th, 2019 Read More
Mr. Peanut And Dr. Ruth Have Hooked Up For Some Reason

By Gwen Ihnat February 6th, 2019 Read More
Woman Who Tested Positive For Meth Says It Came From Food In IHOP Break Room

By Kate Bernot February 6th, 2019 Read More
Kid Challenges Pope To Go Vegan For Lent To Earn $1 Million For Charity

By Allison Shoemaker February 6th, 2019 Read More
Refrigerdating Service Sets You Up Based On Photos Of Your Fridge

By Kate Bernot February 6th, 2019 Read More
Rhode Island Considers Ban On Even Offering A Plastic Straw

By Gwen Ihnat February 6th, 2019 Read More
Man Calls Cops About Onions On Big Mac, Gets Arrested

By Allison Shoemaker February 6th, 2019 Read More
Hooters Will Shred Your Ex's Photo, Then Give You Free Wings For Valentine's Day

By Gwen Ihnat February 6th, 2019 Read More
Pun-Filled Sign Battle Rages Between Indiana Taco Bell, Popeyes

By Kate Bernot February 6th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Watch Surfer Dan Catch Icy Waves In The Upper Peninsula

By Kate Bernot February 5th, 2019 Read More
You Can Cheat Domino's App To Get Free Pizza By Taking Photos Of Photos Of Pizza

By Allison Shoemaker February 5th, 2019 Read More
Celebrate The New Year With Everything We've Written About Great Chinese Food

By Kevin Pang February 5th, 2019 Read More
Papa John's Angles For New Customers With Old Slogan

By Gwen Ihnat February 5th, 2019 Read More
Great, Even Tulip Glasses Are Sexist

By Allison Shoemaker February 5th, 2019 Read More