News - The Takeout

World's Strongest Man Winner Orders Everything On Taco Bell's Menu, regrets It

By Allison Shoemaker March 27th, 2019 Read More
TIL: Sympathy Vomiting Is A Real-Life Phenomenon

By Gwen Ihnat March 27th, 2019 Read More
Artist Building Wall Of Cheese At Mexico Border to "Make America Grate Again"

By Kate Bernot March 27th, 2019 Read More
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Unicorns Are Real

By Allison Shoemaker March 27th, 2019 Read More
Whataburger Not Thrilled With Houston Gun Shop's Whataburger Pistol

By Kate Bernot March 27th, 2019 Read More
Finally, News That Doesn't Stink: Woman Frees Skunk Stuck In Burger King Cup

By Gwen Ihnat March 27th, 2019 Read More
Mayor Pete Buttigieg: I Could "Broker Peace Deal" Between LGBTQ Groups, Chick-Fil-A

By Kate Bernot March 27th, 2019 Read More
Instant Coffee Is Better For Cooking And Baking Than Drinking

By Danielle Guercio March 26th, 2019 Read More
This Month In Overturned Trucks: Bacon, Kitchen Grease, Modelo Especial

By Kate Bernot March 26th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: I've Actually Never Tried Instant Ramen

By Gwen Ihnat March 26th, 2019 Read More
Cartoon Characters Don't Make Kids Want Unhealthy Foods, But They Do Trick Parents

By Allison Shoemaker March 26th, 2019 Read More
Judge Tells Man To Avoid Pepsi While On Probation

By Gwen Ihnat March 26th, 2019 Read More
Jimmy John's Debuts new "Frenchie" Sandwich Made With Salami And Capicola

By Kate Bernot March 26th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Drive-Thrus About To Get A Tech Makeover

By Gwen Ihnat March 26th, 2019 Read More
DNA-Profile Diet Advice Can Be More Generic Than Genetic

By Kate Bernot March 26th, 2019 Read More
Krispy Kreme Owners Donating $11 Million To Charity After Learning Of Family's Nazi Past

By Allison Shoemaker March 26th, 2019 Read More
Some Pricey Rentals In San Francisco Stipulate "No Cooking"

By Gwen Ihnat March 26th, 2019 Read More
Domino's Pizza-Ordering App May Soon Come Preloaded On Your New Car

By Kate Bernot March 26th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: The Time Drug-Sniffing Dogs Stopped Mary Berry At Customs

By Kate Bernot March 25th, 2019 Read More
Florida Man Burns Pile Of Weed In Yard

By Allison Shoemaker March 25th, 2019 Read More
Vegans Are Having A Strange Month

By Gwen Ihnat March 25th, 2019 Read More
This Week In Weird Twitter Food: Oreo Rice?

By Allison Shoemaker March 25th, 2019 Read More
World's worst Employee Admits To Spiking Coworkers' Drinks With LSD

By Kate Bernot March 25th, 2019 Read More
Study: Teens Who Sit Down For Breakfast With Parents Have Better Body Image

By Kate Bernot March 25th, 2019 Read More
Mayor Pete Buttigieg On 2020's Defining Issue: Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?

By Allison Shoemaker March 25th, 2019 Read More
Semi Carrying Hot Dogs Tragically Catches On Fire

By Kevin Pang March 25th, 2019 Read More
English Retailer's Yoga Bunny Adds Some Sexual Chocolate To Easter

By Gwen Ihnat March 25th, 2019 Read More