News - The Takeout

Tim Hortons' "Mom-Sized Coffee": At Last, A Thoughtful Free Food Gimmick

By Allison Shoemaker May 8th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Mmmm, Sandwich Sudoku

By Kate Bernot May 8th, 2019 Read More
SeaWorld Offering Free Beers Again For Anyone Still Wanting To Go To SeaWorld

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 8th, 2019 Read More
Startup Raises Millions For Line Of Straight-Edge "Thirst-Murdering" Water

By Kate Bernot May 8th, 2019 Read More
We May Finally Be Nearing The End Of The Papa John's Saga

By Kevin Pang May 7th, 2019 Read More
Michigan College Student Allegedly Got Drunk, Stole Food Cart, Dragged It Behind Pickup

By Kate Bernot May 7th, 2019 Read More
Child's Unicorn Cake Has A Wang On It

By Allison Shoemaker May 7th, 2019 Read More
Chipotle Believes Children Are Our Future, Teach Them Well And Redeem BOGO Burritos

By Allison Shoemaker May 7th, 2019 Read More
Jury Rules Restaurant Isn't Liable For Waitress Spilling Hot Tea On Guest

By Kate Bernot May 7th, 2019 Read More
Kraft Wants To Reimburse You For Mother's Day Babysitting

By Allison Shoemaker May 7th, 2019 Read More
Phoenix Coffee Shack Forced To Close For Being Too Popular

By Kate Bernot May 7th, 2019 Read More
Huge Game Of Thrones Spoiler: There's No Longer A Starbucks In Winterfell [Updated]

By Allison Shoemaker May 7th, 2019 Read More
Tampon-Garnished Cocktail Causes Stir At Ohio Bar [Updated]

By Kate Bernot May 7th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Brad Pitt's Brother Doug Stars In Se7en Parody For Missouri Brewery

By Kate Bernot May 6th, 2019 Read More
Why Not Throw A Garlic-Themed Dinner Party?

By Gwen Ihnat May 6th, 2019 Read More
Starbucks Is Apparently out Of Those Color-Changing Cups, So Quit Asking, Okay?

By Gwen Ihnat May 6th, 2019 Read More
Facebook Brags Its AI Can Distinguish Between Photos Of Fried Broccoli, Marijuana

By Kate Bernot May 6th, 2019 Read More
Twitter, Chance The Rapper Combine Forces To Bring Back Wendy's Spicy Chicken Nuggets

By Gwen Ihnat May 6th, 2019 Read More
Who Ate Best On This Week's Game Of Thrones? (Season 8, Episode 4)

By Allison Shoemaker May 6th, 2019 Read More
No One Knows What "Local" Food Means

By Kate Bernot May 6th, 2019 Read More
Maker Of Oreos Considers Adding CBD To Snacks

By Gwen Ihnat May 6th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: A Wonderfully Weird Japanese Game Show About Useless Trivia

By Kevin Pang May 3rd, 2019 Read More
PepsiCo Withdraws Lawsuit Against Indian Farmers Over Its Lays Chips Potatoes [Updated]

By Kate Bernot May 3rd, 2019 Read More
Google Maps Testing Tab That Shows Restaurants' Most Popular Dishes

By Gwen Ihnat May 3rd, 2019 Read More
Coworker Rebrands Stacked Salad As "Vegan Lasagna"

By Gwen Ihnat May 3rd, 2019 Read More
What's This Pink Foam Bubbling Out Of Milwaukee Sewers?

By Kate Bernot May 3rd, 2019 Read More
A Mystery Street Artist Is Spray-Painting The Word "Beer" All Over Akron, Ohio

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 3rd, 2019 Read More