Last Call: Here Lies The World's Creepiest Food Mascot

The Takeout held its weekly fantasy draft last night, a debate on the best food mascots. Leave it to our beloved commenteriat to tell us which mascots were regrettably overlooked, and which were best left to the dustbins of bad marketing ideas.

Takeout commenter Please Clap directed us to this 1953 television commercial of Post Sugar Rice Krinkles cereal. We beg you to experience this video full screen, where it's most pixelated, and with the volume turned off.

Sweet dreams!