News - The Takeout

Florida Brewery Releases Pale Ale Made From Butterfly Yeast

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 22nd, 2019 Read More
New "Throw Bars" Cater To People Who Like Breaking Shit

By Kate Bernot May 22nd, 2019 Read More
HUD Secretary Ben Carson Mistakes REOs For Oreos, And This Stuff Just Writes Itself

By Allison Shoemaker May 22nd, 2019 Read More
Scientists Make Sound So Loud It Boils Water

By Kate Bernot May 22nd, 2019 Read More
Hey, Boston: Drink Rosé, Defend Roe V. Wade

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 22nd, 2019 Read More
Marijana Dispensary Opening In Former Taco Bell A Bit Too On-The-Nose

By Kate Bernot May 22nd, 2019 Read More
Whole Foods: "Here's Your Rotisserie Chicken In A Bag"

By Kate Bernot May 21st, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Watch The Very First Episode Of The Price Is Right

By Kevin Pang May 21st, 2019 Read More
Snarky Brand Responses To Kim Kardashian's Jack In The Box Tweet, Ranked

By Allison Shoemaker May 21st, 2019 Read More
Smell You Later Game Of Thrones, We're Obsessing Over Mystery Pringles Now

By Allison Shoemaker May 21st, 2019 Read More
We May Have Witnessed The Fall Of The Jamie Oliver Empire

By Kate Bernot May 21st, 2019 Read More
Guy Fieri's Wife Doesn't Like His Hair Either

By Kate Bernot May 21st, 2019 Read More
Jus' What Kind Of Pie Is Chess Pie?

By Zach Brooke May 21st, 2019 Read More
I Am Just A Man, Cooking My Way Through A Gallon Of Ranch Dressing

By Dennis Lee May 20th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Wasp Steals Noodle

By Allison Shoemaker May 20th, 2019 Read More
No Reservations returns To Cable Next Month

By Kate Bernot May 20th, 2019 Read More
Who Ate Best On The Game Of Thrones series Finale?

By Allison Shoemaker May 20th, 2019 Read More
Chick-Fil-A Defends Its Charitable Donations

By Kate Bernot May 20th, 2019 Read More
Lawsuit Accuses Grubhub Of Charging Restaurants For Bogus Phone Orders

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 20th, 2019 Read More
Little Caesars To Debut Impossible Sausage, Shattering Faux-Meat Caste System

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 20th, 2019 Read More
Huge Game Of Thrones Spoiler: Plastic Water Bottle Invented, Westeros Doomed

By Allison Shoemaker May 20th, 2019 Read More
Fast-Food Workers Can Now Be Paid Same-Day Via Apps

By Kate Bernot May 20th, 2019 Read More
The Delicious Meatless Future Is Now, And Other Finds From The 2019 National Restaurant Show

By Kevin Pang May 20th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: My Favorite Drunk Van Morrison Performance

By Kevin Pang May 17th, 2019 Read More
Fast Food Tries To Get Faster

By Kate Bernot May 17th, 2019 Read More
$33K In Edibles Seized In Florida For Looking Too Much Like Kids' Candy

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 17th, 2019 Read More
Report: Woody Harrelson's Face Shouldn't Be Enough To Catch A Beer Thief

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 17th, 2019 Read More