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Last Call: The Only Good Brand Twitter Account

By Allison Shoemaker May 31st, 2019 Read More
The Surest Sign RuPaul's Drag Race has Hit The Mainstream: A McDonald's Commercial [Updated]

By Allison Shoemaker May 31st, 2019 Read More
A Tennessee Otter Died After Idiots Gave It Human Food

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 31st, 2019 Read More
Blue Milk And Other Spacebound Delights Await Hungry Star Wars Fans At Galaxy's Edge

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 31st, 2019 Read More
José Andrés And Eric Ripert Call For June 25 To Be "Bourdain Day"

By Allison Shoemaker May 31st, 2019 Read More
A New Google Maps "Dish-Covery" Feature Will Show You A Restaurant's Most Popular Dishes

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 31st, 2019 Read More
Chicago LGBTQ Bar Draws Ire For Planned Rap Music Ban

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 31st, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Shrimp Paste Makes Fried Chicken Super Funky

By Kevin Pang May 30th, 2019 Read More
Ohio Restaurant Bathroom Sign Kerfuffle Said To Be One Big Misunderstanding [Updated]

By Kate Bernot May 30th, 2019 Read More
Katz's Delicatessen Eager To Remind You Of The Time Meg Ryan Faked A Sandwich Orgasm

By Allison Shoemaker May 30th, 2019 Read More
AOC To Bartend Again In Support Of Wage Equality For Restaurant Workers

By Kevin Pang May 30th, 2019 Read More
Are People Really Trying To Sell Us On A "Dinner Egg"?

By Kate Bernot May 30th, 2019 Read More
Olive Garden Falls Into The Sweet Carb-Less Embrace Of The Zoodle

By Allison Shoemaker May 30th, 2019 Read More
Ariana Grande Discovers She Has "Unfair" Tomato Allergy

By Kate Bernot May 30th, 2019 Read More
Dog A Goddamn Food Critic

By Allison Shoemaker May 29th, 2019 Read More
Good News, Nervous Flyers: TSA Now Allows Some CBD In Carry-Ons

By Kate Bernot May 29th, 2019 Read More
Say It's Cinsault: Storage Place Dumps 65 Cases Of Lady's Wine After Credit Card Error

By Allison Shoemaker May 29th, 2019 Read More
Who Even Shops On Costco's Website?

By Kate Bernot May 29th, 2019 Read More
Bar Owner Takes Issue With Water-Only Customers: "It Really Affects Our Business"

By Kate Bernot May 29th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Dude Using Alligator To Shotgun Beer Might Not Even Be From Florida

By Kate Bernot May 28th, 2019 Read More
Customers Climb Through Chick-Fil-A Drive-Thru Window To Avoid Tornado

By Kate Bernot May 28th, 2019 Read More
IHOP "Changing Its Name" To IHOP

By Allison Shoemaker May 28th, 2019 Read More
Snack-Addicted Squirrel Adorably Terrorizes Seattle Playground

By Allison Shoemaker May 28th, 2019 Read More
Woman Hides 21 Bottles Of Stolen Vodka Under 5 Packages Of Stolen Toilet Paper

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 28th, 2019 Read More
Where Were You The Day Pizza Hut Changed Its Recipe?

By Kate Bernot May 28th, 2019 Read More
Seattle Brewery Cancels Release Of Crips- And Bloods-Themed Beers After Outcry

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 28th, 2019 Read More
India To Become World's Second-Most Taco Bell'd Country

By Allison Shoemaker May 28th, 2019 Read More