News - The Takeout

Sodexo Jumps On Impossible Wagon, Cementing Alt-Meat In The Mainstream

By Kate Bernot August 8th, 2019 Read More
Raisin D'être: Is It Worth It To Dry Your Own Grapes?

By Zach Brooke August 7th, 2019 Read More
Slang Jang Was A Family Recipe I Thought I Hallucinated

By Will Hodge August 7th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: My Favorite U2 Track In Years

By Kevin Pang August 7th, 2019 Read More
Scientists May Have Discovered How To Get Asshole Seagulls To Leave Your Food Alone

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 7th, 2019 Read More
Subway Embraces Faux-Meat With Beyond Meatball Sub

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 7th, 2019 Read More
Michelob Ultra Leapfrogs Miller Lite To Become America's Third-Biggest Beer Brand

By Kate Bernot August 7th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Canada Changing Its Prep To Make Burgers "Juicier"

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 7th, 2019 Read More
Papa John's Newest Shaq-Backed Innovation Is Pizza... Folded In Half

By Kate Bernot August 7th, 2019 Read More
Anheuser-Busch Scoops Up One Of Country's Fastest-Growing Craft Breweries

By Kate Bernot August 7th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Gaze With Wonder At An Arrow That Can't Point Left

By Kate Bernot August 6th, 2019 Read More
Shake Shack Finds Chicken Nuggets Bafflingly Expensive

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 6th, 2019 Read More
Steak 'N Shake On Shaky Ground

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 6th, 2019 Read More
Arizona Postal Worker Says Mail Trucks Get Hot Enough To Cook Steak

By Kate Bernot August 6th, 2019 Read More
Rising Avocado Prices Force Devious Restaurants To Thin Guacamole With Squash

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 6th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Japan Beverage Cups Not PG-Rated When Viewed From Certain Angles

By Kate Bernot August 6th, 2019 Read More
Noble Falcons Dispatched To Combat Asshole Seagulls [Updated]

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 6th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Ruth Reichl Says Food Network Changed "Everything" About Food Media

By Kate Bernot August 5th, 2019 Read More
Shake Shack Abandons Delivery Concerns, Will Roll Out Nationwide Via Grubhub

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 5th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's U.K. Swapped Recyclable Plastic Straws For Non-Recyclable Paper Ones

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 5th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Still Outsells All Your Favorite Fast-Food Chains

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 5th, 2019 Read More
Bernie Sanders' Campaign Lures Voters With Chance To Win Bernie-Themed Ice Cream

By Kate Bernot August 5th, 2019 Read More
Is There A Serial Pizzeria Prank Caller On The Loose?

By Kate Bernot August 5th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Learn The Japanese Folding Technique For Wrapping Gifts Lightning Fast

By Kevin Pang August 2nd, 2019 Read More
Subway's Top Sandwich Artists Engage In Fevered Hand-To-Bread Combat

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 2nd, 2019 Read More
California Town Says Ice Cream Shop Will Have To Remove Giant "Eat Me" Mural

By Kate Bernot August 2nd, 2019 Read More
Oscar Mayer Gives The People What They Need: A Mustard-And-Hot Dog Ice Cream Sandwich

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 2nd, 2019 Read More