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Popeyes, Wendy's, Chick-Fil-A Engage In Pointless, Infuriating Chicken Sandwich Twitter Spat [Updated]

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 21st, 2019 Read More
How To Survive An All-You-Can-Eat Sushi Buffet

By Clint Worthington August 20th, 2019 Read More
Wisconsin Family Discovers Live Frog In Lettuce

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 20th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Trusts You Won't Be Taking Advantage Of Its Free Coffee Promotion

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 20th, 2019 Read More
The Halloumi McMuffin Is Here (But You Can Only Get It At One McDonald's In The U.S.)

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 20th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: 5 Minutes To A Better Appreciation Of Classical Music

By Kevin Pang August 19th, 2019 Read More
Target Launching New Grocery Line To Ensure It's The Only Store You Visit Until The End Of Time

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 19th, 2019 Read More
Cooking Competition Show Will Blast Entire Meals Into Chef's Faces With Cannon

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 19th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Watching A Tomato Get Unsliced Is very Satisfying

By Kevin Pang August 16th, 2019 Read More
Everyone Stop Eating The Sexy Pavement Lichen

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 16th, 2019 Read More
Burger King Puts Out Waffle Breakfast Sandwiches And All People Can Talk About Are Sponges

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 16th, 2019 Read More
Yes, Beer Bottles Can Spontaneously Explode

By Kate Bernot August 16th, 2019 Read More
New Weight Watchers App For Kids Draws Predictable Criticism

By Kate Bernot August 16th, 2019 Read More
12 Foods (And 1 Unpleasant-Tasting Liqueur) Forever Synonymous With Chicago

By Katie Rife August 16th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: White Bean Kale Soup, But Make It Summery

By Kate Bernot August 15th, 2019 Read More
Judge Orders Restaurant Iguana-Swinger Not To Brag About His Crime [Updated]

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 15th, 2019 Read More
California Man Dies Following Taco-Eating Contest

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 15th, 2019 Read More
AriZona Iced Tea Knows Its Audience, Launches Weed Gummies And Vapes

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 15th, 2019 Read More
A "Non-Alcoholic Spirit" Just Sold To One Of The World's Largest Booze Companies

By Kate Bernot August 15th, 2019 Read More
Lawsuit Claims NFL One-Ring-Circus Antonio Brown Stiffed Private Chef For $38K

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 15th, 2019 Read More
Just How Full Of White Dudes Is Craft Beer?

By Kate Bernot August 15th, 2019 Read More
North Carolina Still Won't Sell Polygamy Porter Beer [Updated]

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 15th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: In Praise Of Graham Kerr, Cooking TV's Original Wild Man

By Kevin Pang August 14th, 2019 Read More
Sweet Child O' MINE: Guns N' Roses Settles Lawsuit Over Guns 'N' Rosé Beer [Updated]

By Kate Bernot August 14th, 2019 Read More
Four Loko Just Four Loko'd Hard Seltzer

By Kate Bernot August 14th, 2019 Read More
Why Aren't We Drinking Water And Milk Out Of Cans?

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 14th, 2019 Read More
U.K. Bans Cream Cheese Ad Over "Harmful Gender Stereotypes"

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 14th, 2019 Read More