News - The Takeout

Mary Berry's Lawyers Not Amused By Mary Berry Beer

By Kate Bernot September 18th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: What's Your Favorite Homesick Food?

By Aimee Levitt September 18th, 2019 Read More
Kroger's New Long-Lasting Avocados Won't Solve Our Guac Problems

By Kate Bernot September 18th, 2019 Read More
Dear Philadelphia, A Hole Does Not Make Something A Bagel

By Aimee Levitt September 18th, 2019 Read More
British Woman With Severe Food Issues Can Eat Nothing But Cheese Sandwiches

By Aimee Levitt September 18th, 2019 Read More
You May Have Heard Of KFC's Doughnut Chicken Sandwich

By Allison Robicelli September 18th, 2019 Read More
Terrible Grocery Store Parker Gets Karmic Reward

By Allison Robicelli September 18th, 2019 Read More
GBBS Fans Are All A Bunch Of Commie Bastards

By Aimee Levitt September 18th, 2019 Read More
PopSockets Creates New Drink Holder For Generations Too Hip For Mugs

By Allison Robicelli September 18th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Talk To Me About Your Salad Bar Strategy

By Kate Bernot September 17th, 2019 Read More
Study: Being Hangry Blinds Us To The Future, Ruins Lives

By Grace Perry September 17th, 2019 Read More
Utahans Could Have A Beerless Halloween, The Spookiest Kind Of Halloween

By Grace Perry September 17th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Out To Ensure Every Last Englishman Has Access To Big Macs

By Kate Bernot September 17th, 2019 Read More
Who Left A Box Of Cremains Outside A Niagara Falls Chili's?

By Aimee Levitt September 17th, 2019 Read More
Here's Your Chance To Own A Small Piece Of Anthony Bourdain

By Aimee Levitt September 17th, 2019 Read More
Restaurant Brand Twitter Is All Fun And Games Until It Bites Itself In The Ass

By Kate Bernot September 17th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: How Many Gourds Were Crushed For Our Pumpkin Seeds?

By Kate Bernot September 17th, 2019 Read More
Admit Why You Truly Hate The Word "Moist"

By Allison Robicelli September 16th, 2019 Read More
Binge Drinking Is Mostly For Rich White Kids

By Aimee Levitt September 16th, 2019 Read More
Taco Bookmarks Are The Kind Of Innovation That Separates Us From Animals

By Allison Robicelli September 16th, 2019 Read More
Teen Catches Enormous Prehistoric Fish, Says It Tastes Like Cod

By Aimee Levitt September 16th, 2019 Read More
Whole Foods Cancels Health Coverage For 1,900 Part-Time Employees

By Kate Bernot September 16th, 2019 Read More
UK Judge: No Such Legal Thing As Vegetarian Discrimination

By Allison Robicelli September 16th, 2019 Read More
Bloated Fast Food Menus, The Bell Tolls For Thee

By Aimee Levitt September 16th, 2019 Read More
Mother Nature Is Not The Trash Compactor We Think She Is

By Kate Bernot September 16th, 2019 Read More
Woman Eats Engagement Ring In Dream Self Defense

By Allison Robicelli September 16th, 2019 Read More
Don't Be Too Chicken To Add These Ingredients To Buffalo Wings

By Bryan Petcoff September 16th, 2019 Read More