News - The Takeout

British Man Politely Robs McDonald's

By Allison Robicelli October 10th, 2019 Read More
Can't Stop Eating Junk Food? Try Sleeping More

By Allison Robicelli October 10th, 2019 Read More
How Helpful Are Bans On Fast Food Drive-Thrus?

By Aimee Levitt October 10th, 2019 Read More
On Second Thought, A Man Punching A Woman In An Ad isn't The Way To Sell Burgers

By Kate Bernot October 10th, 2019 Read More
The Earliest Form Of Food Storage Was A Deer's Leg Bone

By Aimee Levitt October 10th, 2019 Read More
KFC Decides To Wing It

By Kate Bernot October 10th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Turns Out Kangaroo Is Tasty

By Kate Bernot October 10th, 2019 Read More
Celebrated Chef Heston Blumenthal Wades Into Dangerous Women-In-Kitchens Territory

By Allison Robicelli October 9th, 2019 Read More
Guys, Beer You Drank 6 Months Ago Probably Isn't Hurting Your Baby

By Kate Bernot October 9th, 2019 Read More
At Long Last, Julia Child Will Get The Big-Screen Biopic She Deserves

By Kate Bernot October 9th, 2019 Read More
Norwegian Teen Eats Pet Horse, Says It Was Delicious

By Allison Robicelli October 9th, 2019 Read More
New Popeyes In North Carolina Ruining Daily Commutes

By Kate Bernot October 9th, 2019 Read More
News For Squirrels: Walnut Stash In Kia Raided By Jerkface Humans

By Allison Robicelli October 9th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Is It Bad To Be In A Dinner Rut?

By Aimee Levitt October 8th, 2019 Read More
New York Wants To Cap Third-Party Delivery Fees, And Apps Are Not Happy

By Aimee Levitt October 8th, 2019 Read More
Florida Man Force-Feeds Beer To Florida Gator Because Florida

By Aimee Levitt October 8th, 2019 Read More
Chicago Chef's Pizza-Making Program For Inmates Might Reduce Recidivism

By Allison Robicelli October 8th, 2019 Read More
Jimmy John's New $3 Little John Sandwiches Are A Big Deal

By Kate Bernot October 8th, 2019 Read More
Shocker: Scientist Behind "Red Meat Is Healthy" Study Has Shady Ties

By Allison Robicelli October 8th, 2019 Read More
Finding Everyday Poetry In A Collection Of 700 Discarded Grocery Lists

By Kate Bernot October 8th, 2019 Read More
Supreme Court Declines To Hear Domino's Appeal Of ADA-Violation Case

By Aimee Levitt October 8th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Wedding Anniversaries Are Okay, I Guess

By Allison Robicelli October 7th, 2019 Read More
Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Fans Are Old Lonely Bastards

By Allison Robicelli October 7th, 2019 Read More
A Deep Dive Into Kerrygold Butter Reveals That It's As Great As We Thought

By Aimee Levitt October 7th, 2019 Read More
Viral Video Of Rats Swarming A DC Pizzeria Was A Sham, Owner Says

By Aimee Levitt October 7th, 2019 Read More
Glenlivet Introduces Alcoholic Tide Pods And We're All Thinking The Same Thing

By Allison Robicelli October 7th, 2019 Read More
Say Hello To The Takeout's New Editor-In-Chief

By Kevin Pang October 7th, 2019 Read More