News - The Takeout

Aaron Rodgers Got Sacked By A Stadium Beer

By Allison Shoemaker November 7th, 2019 Read More
White Castle Declares Corn Dogs Are In Season

By Marnie Shure November 7th, 2019 Read More
China's Demand For Dairy Drives Up Prices Worldwide

By Aimee Levitt November 7th, 2019 Read More
Australia Sees Iceland's 10-Year-Old Cheeseburger, Raises It A 25-Year-Old Quarter Pounder

By Allison Robicelli November 7th, 2019 Read More
Time To Check Your Chicken For Metal Bits, Again

By Kate Bernot November 7th, 2019 Read More
Starbucks Won't Serve Gingerbread Lattes This Year, Won't Say Why, And The People Are Angry

By Aimee Levitt November 7th, 2019 Read More
Unicorn Cake Botched In Exactly The Way You'd Expect

By Allison Robicelli November 7th, 2019 Read More
Bud Light To Sink Its Claws Into Hard Seltzer Market

By Kate Bernot November 7th, 2019 Read More
Were Jell-O Salads An Act Of Prefeminist Vengeance?

By Aimee Levitt November 7th, 2019 Read More
You're Better Than Plain Mashed Potatoes

By Lindsay Adams November 7th, 2019 Read More
Eat Canned Bread, You Cowards

By Grace Perry November 7th, 2019 Read More
Starbucks Holiday Cups Land On "Starbucks" Theme This Year

By Marnie Shure November 6th, 2019 Read More
Dunkin's Holiday Cups Totally Sleigh

By Kate Bernot November 6th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Instant Ramen Power Rankings For The Grocery Store Gourmet

By Marnie Shure November 6th, 2019 Read More
The Government Suggests You Eat More Shark

By Kate Bernot November 6th, 2019 Read More
New Restaurants Might Soon Be Banned In Dubrovnik

By Marnie Shure November 6th, 2019 Read More
Pringles Wants You To Enjoy Thanksgiving Out Of A Can

By Aimee Levitt November 6th, 2019 Read More
Starbucks Introduces The Silent Coffee Handoff

By Aimee Levitt November 6th, 2019 Read More
Denver Airport Hopes You Like Prewrapped Hummus Platters

By Allison Robicelli November 6th, 2019 Read More
A Reporter Attempts To Drink Everything At The All-You-Can-Drink Bar In St. Louis

By Aimee Levitt November 6th, 2019 Read More
Yes, Bread Cheese Is Real, And It's Spectacular

By Aimee Levitt November 6th, 2019 Read More
Which Recipe Is Your Achilles' Heel?

By Kate Bernot November 6th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: What Are The Best Kit Kat And Oreo Flavors?

By Aimee Levitt November 5th, 2019 Read More
Fargo Brewing Company Puts Adoptable Dogs' Faces On Beer Labels For Most Adorable Six-Pack Ever

By Kate Bernot November 5th, 2019 Read More
Amazon Deliveries Might Be Coming To Our National Parks

By Marnie Shure November 5th, 2019 Read More
At Long Last, Energy Drinks Can Advertise On NFL Games

By Allison Robicelli November 5th, 2019 Read More
Arby's Keeps Getting Classier With LaDainian Tomlinson's Arby's Steakhouse

By Allison Robicelli November 5th, 2019 Read More