News - The Takeout

There's A New Affy Tapple Beer, And We Like Them Apples Very Much

By Marnie Shure October 16th, 2020 Read More
Get A Free Chocolate Bar At Blaze Pizza, No Strings Attached

By Marnie Shure October 16th, 2020 Read More
Presenting The Best Chipmunk Restaurant In America

By Aimee Levitt October 16th, 2020 Read More
What Is The Most Correct Way To Eat Candy Corn?

By Marnie Shure October 16th, 2020 Read More
Vancouver's Indigenous Baking Scene Gets An Assist From The Métis Bannock Queen

By Aimee Levitt October 16th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: Which Foods Does Canada Do Better Than The United States?

By Allison Robicelli October 15th, 2020 Read More
Subway Memes Teach Us All How To Be Better Customers

By Marnie Shure October 15th, 2020 Read More
Pair Your McDonald's J Balvin Meal With A Receipt Tattoo [Updated]

By Marnie Shure October 15th, 2020 Read More
This Burrito Holder Is Proof That True Geniuses Walk Among Us

By Marnie Shure October 15th, 2020 Read More
New Jersey Man Sets New World Record For Folding Pizza Boxes

By Aimee Levitt October 15th, 2020 Read More
How Will Pret A Manger, Official Lunch Of Office Workers, Survive The Pandemic?

By Aimee Levitt October 15th, 2020 Read More
Panera Wants Us To Count Carbon Emissions Like Calories

By Allison Robicelli October 15th, 2020 Read More
Chalet Sauce Is Not Good, And The World Needs To Know

By Aimee Levitt October 15th, 2020 Read More
For Uniquely Canadian Pizza, Head To Windsor, Ontario

By Aimee Levitt October 15th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: Now Taking Scary Movie Recommendations

By Marnie Shure October 14th, 2020 Read More
Floyd Cardoz Masalas Honor The Fallen Chef's Memory

By Jacob Dean October 14th, 2020 Read More
Cover Your Snout: Hormel Has Bacon-Scented Face Masks

By Marnie Shure October 14th, 2020 Read More
Iceberg Is No Longer The Dominant Lettuce In America. What Will We Do Now?

By Aimee Levitt October 14th, 2020 Read More
Kraft Mac And Cheese Is Too Sexy For Your Mom

By Allison Robicelli October 14th, 2020 Read More
Missouri Man Preserves Taco Bell Potato Tacos For Science

By Aimee Levitt October 14th, 2020 Read More
Sushi Pizza: Surprisingly Canadian, Surprisingly Great

By Aimee Levitt October 14th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: Have You Ever Eaten In A Haunted Restaurant?

By Aimee Levitt October 13th, 2020 Read More
Fruit, But Make It Fashion: Meet The New Pinkglow Pineapple

By Allison Robicelli October 13th, 2020 Read More
KFC's Got Something New To Lick Off All Sorts Of Fingers

By Allison Robicelli October 13th, 2020 Read More
Study Shows College Students Are Drinking Less

By Aimee Levitt October 13th, 2020 Read More
Please Enjoy The Sound Of Bear Cubs Snacking On Apples

By Marnie Shure October 13th, 2020 Read More
Finally Some Good News: There's Not A Canned Pumpkin Shortage

By Aimee Levitt October 13th, 2020 Read More