News - The Takeout

Google Developers Create An A.I. That's Developing Recipes And Destroying My Life

By Allison Robicelli January 20th, 2021 Read More
How D.C. Bars And Restaurants Are Handling A Bizarre Inauguration Day

By Dennis Lee January 20th, 2021 Read More
Let Julia Child Take You Behind The Scenes At The White House

By Aimee Levitt January 20th, 2021 Read More
Last Call: The Coffee Trick That Only You Know About

By Marnie Shure January 19th, 2021 Read More
What Better Way To Learn Genetics Than With Gummy Bears?

By Dennis Lee January 19th, 2021 Read More
Alert! Alert! There's A Hot Pockets Recall!

By Dennis Lee January 19th, 2021 Read More
The 1,200-Calorie Diet Is Completely Worthless (Unless You're An 80-Pound Dog)

By Aimee Levitt January 19th, 2021 Read More
The Very Worst Things I've Cooked Lately

By Danny Palumbo January 19th, 2021 Read More
Brutal Honesty Is The Best (And Funniest) Policy On The Menu At A Montreal Chinese Restaurant

By Dennis Lee January 19th, 2021 Read More
It's A Bird... It's A Plane... It's... Pizza Hut

By Allison Robicelli January 19th, 2021 Read More
Let Us Praise The Humble Glory Of Swedish Egg Coffee

By Marnie Shure January 19th, 2021 Read More
Last Call: What Is The Perfect Food Crime?

By Aimee Levitt January 15th, 2021 Read More
There Are Much Better Ways To Cool Pizza Than Running It Under The Faucet

By Dennis Lee January 15th, 2021 Read More
Would You Truly Like To Be An Oscar Mayer Wiener(mobile Driver)?

By Allison Robicelli January 15th, 2021 Read More
How To Get More People To Eat Fake Meat In 2021

By Marnie Shure January 15th, 2021 Read More
Would You Buy A Salad From Dunkin'?

By Dennis Lee January 15th, 2021 Read More
Welcome To The Takeout's New Homepage

By Marnie Shure January 15th, 2021 Read More
Last Call: Julia Child Is Getting The Prestige TV Treatment

By Marnie Shure January 14th, 2021 Read More
Sorry, J Balvin Fans, Your McDonald's Merch Is Not Coming

By Dennis Lee January 14th, 2021 Read More
It's Girl Scout Cookie Season, Jabronis

By Dennis Lee January 14th, 2021 Read More
Siri, What's The Best Restaurant Chain To Work For?

By Dennis Lee January 14th, 2021 Read More
Hark! Taco Bell Potatoes Have Risen! [Updated]

By Aimee Levitt January 14th, 2021 Read More
What's Your Go-To Cookie Recipe?

By Marnie Shure January 14th, 2021 Read More
This Week On The Takeout: Hibernation Holiday

By Marnie Shure January 14th, 2021 Read More
A Brief History Of Latkes

By Aimee Levitt January 14th, 2021 Read More
Introducing The Violet Beauregarde, Aka The Three-Course Sandwich

By Dennis Lee January 14th, 2021 Read More
In The Future, We Will All Pick Up Food In Our Cars And Never Wear Pants

By Aimee Levitt January 14th, 2021 Read More