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TIL That Le Creuset Cookware Comes In Glittery Pink

By Aimee Levitt June 11th, 2021 Read More
Hard Seltzer Will Peak On The Fourth Of July. What'll You Be Drinking?

By Marnie Shure June 10th, 2021 Read More
Heads Up: Don't Feed Your Baby Arsenic

By Dennis Lee June 10th, 2021 Read More
Ancient Chickens Were Too Sacred To Eat, Says Archaeology

By Allison Robicelli June 10th, 2021 Read More
M.R.E.s Are Having A Moment, But It's Not Because Of The Military

By Dennis Lee June 10th, 2021 Read More
Subway Really Must Hate Its Franchisees, Because The Rules Keep Getting Worse

By Dennis Lee June 9th, 2021 Read More
TikTok Is Back At It Again, This Time With Oreo Sushi

By Dennis Lee June 9th, 2021 Read More
If You're DJ Khaled, You Don't Have To choose What To Have For Dinner

By Grace Perry June 9th, 2021 Read More
Little Girl's Lion King Birthday Cake So Much More Punk Rock Than You're Prepared For

By Dennis Lee June 9th, 2021 Read More
McDonald's New AI Voice Recognition Drive-Thru May Be Illegal (Updated)

By Dennis Lee June 9th, 2021 Read More
With Absolutely No Elaboration...which Foods Have Given You Food Poisoning?

By Marnie Shure June 8th, 2021 Read More
Italian Wedding Receptions Return, And Candy Makers Rejoice

By Dennis Lee June 8th, 2021 Read More
Should We Turn Our Banana Peels Into Bacon?

By Aimee Levitt June 8th, 2021 Read More
New Kit Kat Flavor Alert: Fruity Cereal Has Arrived

By Dennis Lee June 8th, 2021 Read More
Badass Little Girl In Britain Requests Birthday Cake Depicting Anne Boleyn's Execution

By Allison Robicelli June 8th, 2021 Read More
What Do You Use Your Microwave For The Most?

By Marnie Shure June 8th, 2021 Read More
Pizza Vending Machine Teaches Us Exciting New Things About The Pizzaverse [Updated]

By Dennis Lee June 7th, 2021 Read More
Backlash To Pride Cookies Backlash Turns Out To Be Very Good For A Texas Bakery

By Aimee Levitt June 7th, 2021 Read More
Nathan's Famous Debuts Vegan Hot Dogs In Its Restaurants

By Dennis Lee June 7th, 2021 Read More
Now You Can Eat All The Korean Food From Netflix's Kim's Convenience

By Dennis Lee June 7th, 2021 Read More
There's Free Beer Waiting For Us If 70% Of Americans Get Vaccinated By July 4

By Dennis Lee June 7th, 2021 Read More
Coming This Week To The Takeout: Microwave Week

By Marnie Shure June 7th, 2021 Read More
The Takeout Collaborated On A Cookie Bouquet And You Should Order It Immediately

By Marnie Shure June 4th, 2021 Read More
What Should Restaurants Do About Rising Food Prices? [Updated]

By Aimee Levitt June 4th, 2021 Read More
Asparagus Recipe Mysteriously Finds Its Way Into Belgian Legal Text

By Aimee Levitt June 4th, 2021 Read More
Science Supports Smoking A Blunt With Your Lobster Before Eating It

By Allison Robicelli June 4th, 2021 Read More
Last Call: What Was Your Post-Vax First Meal In A Restaurant?

By Dennis Lee June 3rd, 2021 Read More