Thieves Covet Thy Neighbor's "What Would Cheesus Do?" Food Truck

By Allison Shoemaker May 23rd, 2018 Read More

Dum Dums V. Charms: Lollipop Makers Tell Each Other To Suck It In New Packaging Lawsuit

By Kate Bernot May 23rd, 2018 Read More

What If Subway Threw A Twitter Poll And nobody Responded?

By Gwen Ihnat May 23rd, 2018 Read More

Wasp Impregnates Caterpillar, Offspring Devours Host From Inside Out: A Bedtime Story

By Allison Shoemaker May 23rd, 2018 Read More

Why Is Cockroach Milk Trending And Will It Save Us All?

By Gwen Ihnat May 23rd, 2018 Read More

FDA: No Ya Jabronies, Sunscreen Pills Don't Work

By Kate Bernot May 23rd, 2018 Read More

McDonald's Workers File Federal Complaint Alleging Widespread Sexual Harassment

By Kate Bernot May 23rd, 2018 Read More

The Takeout is Pleased To Announce The 2018 Award For Best Chef In The World

By Marnie Shure May 22nd, 2018 Read More

Make Buncha Crap Green Smoothie And Save Yourself A Buncha Green

By Kyle Ryan May 22nd, 2018 Read More

Woman Tries The Old "Razor Blade In Fast Food" Scam, Gets Charged With Criminal Mischief

By Gwen Ihnat May 22nd, 2018 Read More

Starbucks Clarifies Customer Policy: No Sleeping, No Drugs

By Gwen Ihnat May 22nd, 2018 Read More

Point/counterpoint: Is It Tacky To Salt Your Restaurant Food?

By Gwen Ihnat May 22nd, 2018 Read More

Here's To The Vital Social Art Of Toastmaking

By Kate Bernot May 22nd, 2018 Read More

The Dream Of The '90s Is Alive With New Scratch-And-Sniff Ice Pop Postage Stamps

By Kate Bernot May 22nd, 2018 Read More

I Gave Up Caffeine for A Month And Lived To Write This Essay

By Gwen Ihnat May 22nd, 2018 Read More

Point/counterpoint: Paper Straws Can Suck It

By Kevin Pang May 21st, 2018 Read More

"Bowl Food" Is Hot New Trend Where You Eat Food Out Of A Bowl

By Gwen Ihnat May 21st, 2018 Read More

All Hail Serena Williams, Supreme Duchess Of Beer Pong

By Kate Bernot May 21st, 2018 Read More

Imagine Being The Snowflake Offended By "Gingerbread People"

By Gwen Ihnat May 21st, 2018 Read More

Russians Turn Their Attention From Meddling In U.S. Elections To Restaurant Reviews

By Kate Bernot May 21st, 2018 Read More

All-You-Can-Eat Pizza Festival Runs Out Of Pizza, Blames "overzealous Appetites"

By Allison Shoemaker May 21st, 2018 Read More

Mario Batali Under Criminal Investigation By NYPD

By Kevin Pang May 21st, 2018 Read More

Beer Of The Week: pFriem Family Brewers Pilsner Is The Rare Lager People Get Hyped For

By Kate Bernot May 20th, 2018 Read More

It's A Smallll Worrllgghdd Afffter arrrrf: Alcohol Now Served At All Disney World Restaurants

By Kevin Pang May 18th, 2018 Read More

NHL Star Wisely Pre-Games With Chicken Parmesan

By Kate Bernot May 18th, 2018 Read More

Good News, Salad Fans: Romaine Is Back

By Gwen Ihnat May 18th, 2018 Read More

Crowd-Funded Taco/mariachi Fiesta Headed To Offices Of Racist-Ranting Lawyer

By Gwen Ihnat May 18th, 2018 Read More