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Tattoo Your Ass If You Want Free Beef

By Dennis Lee April 12th, 2023 Read More
How Pets Keep Kosher For Passover

By Marnie Shure April 12th, 2023 Read More
Oh No! Not Tupperware!

By Angela L. Pagán April 12th, 2023 Read More
Wait, California Doesn't Have A State Food?

By Dennis Lee April 11th, 2023 Read More
Wienermobile Weddings Have Always Been A Thing

By Marnie Shure April 11th, 2023 Read More
Something Strange Is Happening With Chipotle's Salsa

By Dennis Lee April 11th, 2023 Read More
We Can't Even Pretend Drinking Is Good For Us Anymore

By Dennis Lee April 11th, 2023 Read More
The Long John Is The King Of Pastries

By Josh Wussow April 10th, 2023 Read More
AI Is Coming For Your Fortune Cookies

By Dennis Lee April 10th, 2023 Read More
11 Uses For Bananas You Never Thought Of

By Dennis Lee April 10th, 2023 Read More
Subway Is Making One Gnarly Sandwich For Easter

By Dennis Lee April 7th, 2023 Read More
Culver's Is Hardly Even A Regional Chain Anymore

By Dennis Lee April 7th, 2023 Read More
Drinking Milk Needs To Become Cool Again, Fast

By Luke Gralia April 7th, 2023 Read More
Sweetgreen Doesn't Want To Deal With Chipotle's Wrath

By Dennis Lee April 6th, 2023 Read More
The Nation's Cheapest Sandwich Is, Unfortunately, At A Golf Course

By Rima Parikh April 6th, 2023 Read More
Decorate Potatoes Instead Of Eggs This Easter, Says Potato Lobby

By Rima Parikh April 6th, 2023 Read More
God Commands Pirates Fans To Skip The Hot Dogs

By Marnie Shure April 5th, 2023 Read More
The Best New Foods At MLB Ballparks In 2023

By Angela L. Pagán April 5th, 2023 Read More
Gen Z's Favorite Snack Is Not What You'd Expect

By Marnie Shure April 5th, 2023 Read More
Papa Johns Plots Global Domination

By Dennis Lee April 4th, 2023 Read More
McDonald's April Fools' Day Prank Was A Flop

By Angela L. Pagán April 4th, 2023 Read More
Finally, MSG Is No Longer The Bad Guy

By Dennis Lee April 3rd, 2023 Read More
The One Job Robots Should Steal From Restaurant Workers

By Josh Wussow April 3rd, 2023 Read More
Chick-Fil-A Isn't Dumping Its Side Salad After All [Update]

By Dennis Lee March 31st, 2023 Read More
11 Foods To Get Excited About In April

By Angela L. Pagán March 31st, 2023 Read More
Dairy Queen's Big Red Spoon Is Missing And We Have Theories

By Rima Parikh March 31st, 2023 Read More
Why Japanese Convenience Stores Are So Much Better

By Marnie Shure March 30th, 2023 Read More