News - The Takeout

TIL Ranch Dressing Was Invented By A Plumber In Alaska

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Savvy Beetles Cover Their Snacks In Goo So They Don't Have To Share

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Pantsless, Urine-Soaked Fire Captain Cruises Through Drive-Thru Line

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TIL Natty Light Has A Student Debt Relief Program

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What Is "Shrinkflation," And How Does It Shrink Our Cereal Boxes?

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The Saweetie McDonald's Collab Now Has Saweetie Sawag [Updated]

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A Sugar-Crazed King Once Forced Bakers To Bake A 4,000-Pound Stollen

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Ambulance Thief Can't Resist The Siren Call Of Jack In The Box Drive-Thru

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Mmm, How About A Delicious Slab Of Horrible Monkfish?

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You Gherkin' My Chain? Pickle Juice Probably Doesn't Affect Athletic Performance

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Not Grate: The Price Of Parmesan Is About To Skyrocket

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Is It Real, Or Is It Cake? New Reality Show Aims To Find Out

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Ina Garten Wants You To Stay Up Late And Drink More Large Cosmos

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TIL Some People Milk Themselves For Cheese

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What Do You Eat When You're Stressed?

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German Authorities Claim That New Ritter Sport Cacao Y Nada Bar Isn't Actually Chocolate

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Dunkin' Runs Screaming Into The Annual Pumpkin Parade

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It's Probably Okay To Drink Milk Past Its Expiration Date

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Your Hershey's Chocolate Might Get A Who-Ho-Hole Lot More Expensive

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The Day It Rained Meat In Kentucky

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Tucker Carlson Wants His Horny M&M's Back [Updated]

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Colorado Rep Allegedly Demanded High-Dollar Foodie Gifts From Staff

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Move Over, Band Tees—we're Rocking Deli Merch

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Did Crooked Cops Issue A DUI For Chipotle Lemonade?

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The Circle's Joey Sasso Is Back In A New Pepsi Reality Dating Show

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TIL There's A Better Way To Chop Your Baking Chocolate

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Someone Posed As Ben Affleck And Sent A-Rod A Pizza

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