News - The Takeout

Tiny Pizza Box Tables Finally Get Matching Tiny Chairs

By Kate Bernot August 2nd, 2018 Read More
Gin Drinkers Lead The Pack In Drunk Online Shopping

By Gwen Ihnat August 2nd, 2018 Read More
Wait... Do We Like This Pasta Jewelry? I Think We Do

By Allison Shoemaker August 2nd, 2018 Read More
Buy A Big Mac At McDonald's Today, Get A MacCoin, Redeemable For Free Big Mac

By Kevin Pang August 2nd, 2018 Read More
PETA Puts Maine In A Pinch With New Anti-Lobster Airport Signs

By Kate Bernot August 2nd, 2018 Read More
Pregnant Woman At McDonald's receives Cleaning Solution Instead Of A Latte

By Gwen Ihnat August 2nd, 2018 Read More
My Mission To Ruin A $250 Wagyu Steak Nearly Destroyed My Family

By Drew Magary August 2nd, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Behold, The Jerkiest CEO Memos Of All Time

By Kate Bernot August 1st, 2018 Read More
CNN To Air Final Seven Episodes Of Anthony Bourdain's Parts Unknown this Fall

By Kevin Pang August 1st, 2018 Read More
Former Waitress With Conscience Returns $1,000 To Restaurant She Skimmed From Decades Ago

By Kate Bernot August 1st, 2018 Read More
Mom Sues Canada Dry Over Amount Of Ginger In Ginger Ale

By Gwen Ihnat August 1st, 2018 Read More
Restaurant Apologizes For Telling Woman She Couldn't Open Baby Food

By Gwen Ihnat August 1st, 2018 Read More
Moped-Riding Man Busted With $170 Of Stolen Ribeye Steaks In His Pants

By Kate Bernot August 1st, 2018 Read More
Haha, Donald Trump Doesn't Know How Grocery Stores Work

By Kate Bernot August 1st, 2018 Read More
Last Call: The Bizarre Prehistoric History Of Bananas And Other Produce

By Gwen Ihnat July 31st, 2018 Read More
The Story Of The Ex-Cop Who Rigged McDonald's Monopoly Game Is Straight-Up Fascinating

By Gwen Ihnat July 31st, 2018 Read More
Eating On A Small Plate May Not Trick Your Dumb Brain Into Thinking There's More Food

By Gwen Ihnat July 31st, 2018 Read More
The Strange Reason Coach Jim Harbaugh Doesn't Think You Should Eat Chicken

By Gwen Ihnat July 31st, 2018 Read More
Retired Politician And His Good Buddy Meet Up For Ham Sandwiches

By Allison Shoemaker July 31st, 2018 Read More
Mild Dehydration Could Be To Blame For Your Brain Fog

By Kate Bernot July 31st, 2018 Read More
Petitioners Demand Netflix Cancel "body-Shaming" Show Insatiable

By Kate Bernot July 31st, 2018 Read More
Super-Fan Risks Felony To Get Arizona Wildcats Cable Package At A Local Restaurant

By Gwen Ihnat July 31st, 2018 Read More
Thinking About Eating Healthy Leads To Choosing Smaller Portions, Says Study From University Of Duhhh

By Allison Shoemaker July 31st, 2018 Read More
Somebody Please Help This Rich Finance Guy Complete His 100 Best Restaurants Bucket List

By Kate Bernot July 31st, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Coffee Roasters Around The Country Are Receiving Mysterious Letters

By Kate Bernot July 30th, 2018 Read More
Study: Americans Have A "wine Awakening" At 29

By Allison Shoemaker July 30th, 2018 Read More
Coke Prices Rise Thanks In Part To Trump's Aluminum Tariff

By Gwen Ihnat July 30th, 2018 Read More