News - The Takeout

Hey You, Yes, You: Your Losing Lottery Ticket Won You A Slice Of Pizza

By Allison Shoemaker October 24th, 2018 Read More
Dorcas Reilly, Creator Of The Green Bean Casserole, Has Died At Age 92

By Allison Shoemaker October 24th, 2018 Read More
Kroger Now Sells Giant Cans Of Wine You Can "share" With Your "Friends"

By Kate Bernot October 24th, 2018 Read More
If You Forget Your I.D. And Try To Buy Booze, Don't Be A Dick About It

By Allison Shoemaker October 24th, 2018 Read More
Candy Corn Is Somehow The Favorite Halloween Candy In 7 States

By Gwen Ihnat October 24th, 2018 Read More
Red Sox's Mookie Betts Steals Base And Gifts America With Taco Bell: "I Just Wanted Some Tacos"

By Allison Shoemaker October 24th, 2018 Read More
Surprise! None Of The Cities That Spend The Most On Booze Are In Wisconsin

By Kate Bernot October 24th, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Announces New Monster-Sized Breakfast Sandwich/hangover Cure

By Gwen Ihnat October 24th, 2018 Read More
Dunkin': Our Lattes Are About To Get Way Better, We Promise

By Kate Bernot October 24th, 2018 Read More
How Much Stuf Will Ever Be Enough For Oreo?

By Gwen Ihnat October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Trust Me, You do Not want To Make Your Own Halloween Candy

By Kate Bernot October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Oh Snap, InstantPot Makes An Immersion Circulator

By Kate Bernot October 23rd, 2018 Read More
We Tried To Make An Entire Meal Using Only Star Wars branded Food

By Dennis Lee October 23rd, 2018 Read More
We Survived For Four Days Eating Nothing But Survival Food

By Dennis Lee October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Still A Gin Thing: Florida Bar Breaks Snoop Dogg's Record For World's Largest Gin And Juice

By Allison Shoemaker October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Bakers, Gaze Upon KitchenAid's Glorious New Mixer Attachment

By Kate Bernot October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Air Force Has Reportedly Spent $326,785 To Replace Broken Coffee Cups

By Gwen Ihnat October 23rd, 2018 Read More
TIL Why People Put Out Teal Pumpkins On Halloween

By Allison Shoemaker October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Turns Out People Feel Really Strongly About Where Their Coffee Comes From

By Gwen Ihnat October 23rd, 2018 Read More
The "American" Food At NFL Games In The U.K. Is Not not accurate

By Allison Shoemaker October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Popeye's Creates "12-Hour Drive-Thru" That No One Will Ever Use

By Kate Bernot October 23rd, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Quietly Took Happy Meals Off Its Value Menu

By Kate Bernot October 23rd, 2018 Read More
I Desecrated $400 Worth Of Caviar To Prove A Point I've Now Forgotten

By Drew Magary October 22nd, 2018 Read More
Last Call: We Could All Soon Own Glass Rinsers Just Like Bars Have

By Kate Bernot October 22nd, 2018 Read More
Flat Wine Bottles Are Environmentally Smart, Look Slick As Hell

By Kate Bernot October 22nd, 2018 Read More
British Study: Workers Take Only 22 Minutes For Lunch

By Gwen Ihnat October 22nd, 2018 Read More
Ohio Man Eats 400 Skyline Coney Dogs This Year, Receives Gift Basket

By Kate Bernot October 22nd, 2018 Read More