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  • U.K. Might Change Laws Because Too Many People Are Getting Sloshed At The Airport

    By Kate Bernot November 1st, 2018 Read More
  • Just Try To Be Offended By The New Starbucks Holiday Cups

    By Gwen Ihnat November 1st, 2018 Read More
  • Packaged Avocado Toast "Kits" Are Either Genius Or Insufferable

    By Kate Bernot November 1st, 2018 Read More
  • Halloween Kicks Off My Annual Months-Long War On Candy

    By Gwen Ihnat November 1st, 2018 Read More
  • Last Call: Finally, A Drunk Emoji!

    By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • Iowa Man Spends $3,000 On Trick-Or-Treat Candy—can We Have His Address, Please?

    By Allison Shoemaker October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • "Let's Murder Vegans Haha" Magazine Editor Resigns

    By Allison Shoemaker October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • Behold The Skull Calzone, 2018's Best Novelty Halloween Foodstuff

    By Allison Shoemaker October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • WeWork Now Limits NYC Workers To Measly 4 Free Beers Per Day

    By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • Cutie-Pie Baby Named After Colonel Sanders Gets $11,000 From KFC 

    By Gwen Ihnat October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • Let's share Our Awkward Halloween Stories, Shall We?

    By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • Ben & Jerry's Releases Pecan Resist Flavor, Part Of A Campaign To "Lick Injustice" 

    By Gwen Ihnat October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • Man Caught Tasting Soup Directly From Hot Bar's Ladle, Horrifying Entire World

    By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • This Month In Overturned Trucks: Bagel Bites, Corona Light, Lots Of Cows

    By Kate Bernot October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • What Exactly Is A Circus Peanut?

    By Gwen Ihnat October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • Italian Bike Commuters Rewarded With Free Beer, Gelato

    By Gwen Ihnat October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • Russell Westbrook Trades Large Shoe For Slice Of Pizza, Gets Stiffed On The Pizza

    By Allison Shoemaker October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • Austin Bar Dresses Up As Moe's Tavern For Halloween, Complete With Duff And Squishees

    By Allison Shoemaker October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • We Admit To The Following Unpopular Candy Opinions

    By Kate Bernot October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • Stop Feeding Subway Bread To Deer, Warns Colorado Wildlife Agency

    By Kate Bernot October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • Magazine Editor Uses Rejection Letter As Chance To Tell "Let's Murder Vegans" Jokes

    By Allison Shoemaker October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • Reese's Candy Converter Turns Inferior Sweets Into Peanut Butter Cups

    By Gwen Ihnat October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • McDonalds Tests Fresh-Not-Frozen Chicken 

    By Kate Bernot October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • Vote Or Pie: Group Will Deliver Pizzas To Polling Stations With Long Lines

    By Kate Bernot October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • Last Call: Who's ever Seen A Full-Size Mr. Goodbar?

    By Kate Bernot October 29th, 2018 Read More
  • Jimmy John's Driver Delivers Man To Hospital After Wrong-Number Call

    By Gwen Ihnat October 29th, 2018 Read More
  • U.S. Troops Drank All The Beer In Iceland's Capital In One Weekend

    By Gwen Ihnat October 29th, 2018 Read More
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