News - The Takeout

Cheers, At Least Georgia's Brunch Bills Passed

By Allison Shoemaker November 8th, 2018 Read More
A Dictionary's Selection For Word Of The Year Fits Nicely Into Our Apocalyptic Hellscape

By Gwen Ihnat November 8th, 2018 Read More
PARTY By Taco Bell Allows You To PARTY At Taco Bell

By Allison Shoemaker November 8th, 2018 Read More
The TSA Kindly Requests You Keep Jars Of Gravy Off The Plane This Thanksgiving

By Kevin Pang November 8th, 2018 Read More
The $2 Wendy's Frosty Tag Is Such A Great Deal Frankly We're A Bit Flummoxed

By Allison Shoemaker November 8th, 2018 Read More
Do-Si-Dope: Woman Arrested For Failing To Pay For $1,600 Worth Of Girl Scout Cookies

By Gwen Ihnat November 8th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: In Awe Of Queen At Live Aid, And In General

By Kate Bernot November 8th, 2018 Read More
Man Who Drunkenly Fell Onto Subway Track Sues Restaurant For $2 Million

By Gwen Ihnat November 7th, 2018 Read More
Restaurant serves Elf spaghetti Breakfast Topped With Maple Syrup, Marshmallows, Pop Tarts

By Kate Bernot November 7th, 2018 Read More
Judge Tosses $5 Million "No Cheese On My Quarter Pounder" lawsuit

By Kate Bernot November 7th, 2018 Read More
Pantsless Man Crashes Through Waffle House Ceiling In Botched Robbery

By Gwen Ihnat November 7th, 2018 Read More
What's The Most-Googled Thanksgiving Recipe In Your State?

By Gwen Ihnat November 7th, 2018 Read More
Food Bank's Stolen Van Returned With Hot Dog Grill, Other Oddities

By Allison Shoemaker November 7th, 2018 Read More
Ain't No Party Like A Taco Bell Party 'Cause It's Actually A Job Fair

By Allison Shoemaker November 7th, 2018 Read More
America Hits Record 7,000 Breweries—and No, It's Not A Bubble

By Kate Bernot November 7th, 2018 Read More
How To Conquer Red Lobster's Endless Shrimp

By Dennis Lee November 6th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: 3 Things To Watch Other Than election Night Coverage

By Gwen Ihnat November 6th, 2018 Read More
Seniors Are The New Teens When It Comes To Fast-Food Workers

By Gwen Ihnat November 6th, 2018 Read More
We Spent 15 Mins Brainstorming A Wine-Condom Headline And Every Idea Made Us Barf

By Kate Bernot November 6th, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Worker Gets Sent Home For Being Late, Goes Out And Robs Other McDonald's

By Gwen Ihnat November 6th, 2018 Read More
What's The Real Reason Costco Employees Check Receipts At The Exit?

By Kate Bernot November 6th, 2018 Read More
IHOP Sold The Country On A Burger Lie And America Responded: "Hell Yeah!"

By Kevin Pang November 6th, 2018 Read More
Burger King Trolls Kanye West Over His Favorite Restaurant

By Gwen Ihnat November 6th, 2018 Read More
Wisconsin Woman Unbrielievably Names 27 Cheeses In 30 Seconds To Win Contest

By Kate Bernot November 6th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Please Vote, America

By Gwen Ihnat November 5th, 2018 Read More
Comedians In Cars Now Writing Google Maps Reviews

By Allison Shoemaker November 5th, 2018 Read More
Are Teens Too Young To Drink Coffee?

By Gwen Ihnat November 5th, 2018 Read More