News - The Takeout

NHL Borrows Beer-Can Technology For New Color-Changing Pucks

By Kate Bernot December 11th, 2018 Read More
Sexy-Cow-Logo Ice Cream Shop Owner Blames "radical Liberals" for Store Failure

By Gwen Ihnat December 11th, 2018 Read More
Preheating Your Coffee Mug Is Divine

By Kate Bernot December 11th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Anyone Else Excited For An Edward Gorey Biography?

By Kate Bernot December 10th, 2018 Read More
Man Tries To Buy Hot Dog With Weed At Circle K

By Gwen Ihnat December 10th, 2018 Read More
Rhode Island School District Hires Collection Agency To Recoup Missed Lunch Payments

By Gwen Ihnat December 10th, 2018 Read More
101-Year-Old's secret To Longevity: Daily 4 P.m. Coors Light

By Kate Bernot December 10th, 2018 Read More
Dubai Yacht Supermarket To Provide Snacks And Sundries For Assholes

By Kevin Pang December 10th, 2018 Read More
Amazon Fined For Selling Force-Fed Foie Gras In California

By Kate Bernot December 10th, 2018 Read More
CDC: Do Not Eat Raw Cookie Dough, Guys

By Gwen Ihnat December 10th, 2018 Read More
Philadelphia Passes Law Ensuring Predictable Schedules For Fast-Food, Hospitality Workers

By Kate Bernot December 10th, 2018 Read More
Why Our Workplace Lunches Got So Sad, And How To Fix Them

By Calle Hack December 10th, 2018 Read More
Despite Value Deals, Fast-Food Prices Are On The Rise

By Kate Bernot December 7th, 2018 Read More
GrubHub's 2018 Food Trends Reveal That We Desperately Love... Bean Burritos?

By Allison Shoemaker December 7th, 2018 Read More
Trump Administration Rolls Back School-Lunch Guidelines For Non-Fat Milk, Whole Grains

By Gwen Ihnat December 7th, 2018 Read More
Get Kids Free meals At White Castle By Subjecting Them To Santa Claus

By Allison Shoemaker December 7th, 2018 Read More
Lucky Ohio State Students Get Bacon Vending Machine In Time For Finals

By Gwen Ihnat December 7th, 2018 Read More
Lawmaker Seeks To Name Ribeye The "State Steak Of Oklahoma"

By Kate Bernot December 7th, 2018 Read More
Mom Showed Photo Of Son At Grocery Store, Successfully Got Him A Date

By Kate Bernot December 7th, 2018 Read More
An All-Dip Holiday Party Was The Best Idea Our Office Ever Had

By Kate Bernot December 6th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: You Can Get Food-Themed Ugly Holiday Sweaters Now

By Gwen Ihnat December 6th, 2018 Read More
We'll See Your Lasagna Pizza And Raise You A Popcorn Shrimp Pie

By Gwen Ihnat December 6th, 2018 Read More
Banana-Shaped Toy Involved In Departure Of Two Iowa Government Officials

By Kate Bernot December 6th, 2018 Read More
California Woman Sued For Allegedly Scamming People With Fake Taco Festival

By Gwen Ihnat December 6th, 2018 Read More
Mountain Dew Launches Energy Drink For Gamers

By Kate Bernot December 6th, 2018 Read More
Tulsa Latest To Be pranked With Fake Promise Of Future In-N-Out

By Gwen Ihnat December 6th, 2018 Read More
Why The Accusations Against Popular Brewery Trillium Are So Scandalous [UPDATED]

By Kate Bernot December 6th, 2018 Read More