News - The Takeout

Man Brought Dead Raccoon To San Francisco McDonald's, Closing Restaurant For Hours

By Kate Bernot January 10th, 2019 Read More
Oregon Bar Suing Bartender For $115,000 For Being Drunk At Work

By Kate Bernot January 10th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Menu Is About To Get Much Bacon-Ier

By Kate Bernot January 10th, 2019 Read More
Our Long National Nightmare Is Over—no, Not That One, The Romaine One

By Allison Shoemaker January 10th, 2019 Read More
FDA Slows Safety Inspections Due To Government Shutdown

By Gwen Ihnat January 10th, 2019 Read More
Taco Bell Constructing A Nacho Cheese-Dispensing Billboard In Toronto

By Allison Shoemaker January 10th, 2019 Read More
America's Favorite Grocery Store Is One Of Its Least High-Tech

By Kate Bernot January 10th, 2019 Read More
Sicilian Pizza Squishes To Fill The Jersey-Shaped Hole In My Heart

By Kate Bernot January 9th, 2019 Read More
I Went The Distance At The Caesars Palace Buffet

By Allison Shoemaker January 9th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Costco Now Selling Nutella In Nearly-7-Pound Tub

By Gwen Ihnat January 9th, 2019 Read More
The Most Important Ingredient In Your Kitchen Is Salt, No Matter What Kind

By Caitlin PenzeyMoog January 9th, 2019 Read More
Impossible Foods Tackles The Most Impossible Meatless Meat: The Steak

By Allison Shoemaker January 9th, 2019 Read More
Rare Penny Found In School Cafeteria In 1947 Reportedly Worth $1.7 Million

By Gwen Ihnat January 9th, 2019 Read More
Ben & Jerry's Wreaks Havoc On Resolution Willpower With New Pint Slice Flavors

By Allison Shoemaker January 9th, 2019 Read More
Nuggets-In-Cola Lady Pushing New Instructional Video, Dipping Sauce

By Gwen Ihnat January 9th, 2019 Read More
Almost-Vegan Happy Meals Debut At U.K. McDonald's

By Kate Bernot January 9th, 2019 Read More
Giant "Fatberg" Invades Seaside English Town

By Gwen Ihnat January 9th, 2019 Read More
We Meat Again: An Adult Confronts The Steak-Umm Of His Past

By Jeff Ruby January 9th, 2019 Read More
P!nk's W!ne Sold Out Super Qu!ckly

By Allison Shoemaker January 9th, 2019 Read More
Nude Restaurant In Paris Clotheses Citing Lack Of Business

By Kate Bernot January 9th, 2019 Read More
Micro-Resolutions: Learning The Ideal Method For A+ Pour-Over Coffee, Once And For All

By Kate Bernot January 8th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Let's Watch A Hot Dog Program

By Kate Bernot January 8th, 2019 Read More
Fans At Florida Reality-Show Pop-Up Bar Probably There To Make Friends

By Gwen Ihnat January 8th, 2019 Read More
Only You Can Stop The Scourge Of Unseasoned Chicken

By Kate Bernot January 8th, 2019 Read More
Whatever Happened To Those Fancy Starbucks Reserve Stores?

By Kate Bernot January 8th, 2019 Read More
Delivery Issues: Son Reportedly slams Pizza In Father's Face Upon Learning Dad Helped With His Birth

By Gwen Ihnat January 8th, 2019 Read More
A Large Pizza Contains More Total Pizza Than 2 Small Ones, Says Math

By Kate Bernot January 8th, 2019 Read More