News - The Takeout

Buffalo Also Not Allowing Chick-Fil-A At Its Airport

By Gwen Ihnat April 1st, 2019 Read More
2019's Best Brand-Created April Fools Jokes, Ranked!

By Allison Shoemaker April 1st, 2019 Read More
Archaeologists Discover Fast Food Counters In The Ruins Of Pompeii

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer April 1st, 2019 Read More
Avocados Could Run Out In 3 Weeks If Trump Closes Mexican Border

By Gwen Ihnat April 1st, 2019 Read More
Impossible Whopper Comes To Burger King

By Allison Shoemaker April 1st, 2019 Read More
Subway Is Doing So Badly That This Graphic Exists

By Kevin Pang March 30th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: How Worcestershire Sauce Gets Made—and Hear Brits Pronounce it Woostah

By Kevin Pang March 30th, 2019 Read More
Sonic Becomes First Chain To Serve Red Bull, Luring The "Young, Hungry Male"

By Kate Bernot March 29th, 2019 Read More
YouTuber Sends Big Mac To Space, Eats It

By Gwen Ihnat March 29th, 2019 Read More
Florida Hardee's Employee Allegedly Faked Robbery To Avoid Work

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer March 29th, 2019 Read More
Woman Calls 911 On Her Allegedly Undercooked Chicken Gyro

By Gwen Ihnat March 29th, 2019 Read More
France Tells Its People To Drink Less Wine

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer March 29th, 2019 Read More
Florida Cops: Kids, We Know you're Drinking Vodka Out Of Sunscreen Bottles

By Kate Bernot March 29th, 2019 Read More
Texas Attorney General Investigating San Antonio For Banning Chick-Fil-A From Its Airport [Updated]

By Gwen Ihnat March 29th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Pledge Allegiance To The United States Of Ballpark Hot Dogs

By Gwen Ihnat March 28th, 2019 Read More
A Butcher's Method For Making crispy "Shake 'N Bake" pork Chops

By Rob Levitt March 28th, 2019 Read More
Craft Brewery Stone Sues MillerCoors Because You Might Confuse Keystone For Its Beer [UPDATED]

By Kate Bernot March 28th, 2019 Read More
Kobe Bryant Faces Dilemma: Eat Cow Tongue, Or Gently Stroke Own Ego

By Allison Shoemaker March 28th, 2019 Read More
CBD Products Will Soon Be Available At 1,500 Walgreens Stores

By Gwen Ihnat March 28th, 2019 Read More
Behold The Rocky Balburrito, A Stadium Food Worth Running Up Many Steps For

By Allison Shoemaker March 28th, 2019 Read More
Punk Teens Arrested For Body-Slamming Display Of Canned Food Donations

By Kate Bernot March 28th, 2019 Read More
Woman Sues TGI Fridays, Saying Potato Skins Chips Aren't Really Potato Skins

By Gwen Ihnat March 28th, 2019 Read More
Trader Joe's employee Reddit AMA Just Barrage Of Questions About Discontinued Products

By Kate Bernot March 28th, 2019 Read More
TIL: Why Leftover Rice Could Give You Food Poisoning

By Gwen Ihnat March 28th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: These Are America's Fastest-Growing Small Breweries

By Kate Bernot March 27th, 2019 Read More
So We're Now Arguing Over How To Cut A Bagel, Huh?

By Kevin Pang March 27th, 2019 Read More
Martha Stewart And Snoop Dogg Make Famous People Compete On TV For Giant Platter

By Allison Shoemaker March 27th, 2019 Read More