News - The Takeout

This Month In Overturned Trucks: All The Livestock

By Kate Bernot June 27th, 2019 Read More
How Utahns Can Get Good Bourbon For Real Cheap

By Kate Bernot June 27th, 2019 Read More
Tell Us Your Roommate-Food Horror Story

By Kate Bernot June 26th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: A How-To Video So Bad, I Thought It Was A Joke

By Kate Bernot June 26th, 2019 Read More
Whataburger Chicago Shirt For Sale, Presumably To Enrage Texans

By Kate Bernot June 26th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Employee Shamed Online By Customer Earns Community Support

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 26th, 2019 Read More
Parents Are Punching Stuffed Animals To Get Their Kids To Eat

By Kate Bernot June 26th, 2019 Read More
Eric Trump Went To A Fancy Chicago Cocktail Bar And Got Spat On

By Kevin Pang June 26th, 2019 Read More
Y'all still Really Like Eating At Chick-Fil-A, Dontcha?

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 26th, 2019 Read More
All Is Not Well In LaCroixland

By Kate Bernot June 26th, 2019 Read More
Why Is Arby's Working On A Meat Carrot?

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 26th, 2019 Read More
Biggest Complaint On Amazon Food Reviews: It's Too Sweet

By Kate Bernot June 26th, 2019 Read More
Corona Tests Stackable Cans That Don't Require Six-Pack Rings

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 26th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Watch A Soba Noodle Master Mesmerize An Audience

By Kevin Pang June 25th, 2019 Read More
Chuck E. Cheese Bets People Will Pay $120 For 3 Mediocre Pizzas And A Cake

By Kate Bernot June 25th, 2019 Read More
NYC Restaurant Owner Says Grubhub Refunded $10K In Erroneous Fees

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 25th, 2019 Read More
Wendy's Spicy Chicken Nuggs Have Their Return Date

By Kate Bernot June 25th, 2019 Read More
Australian KFC Pursuing First Michelin Star

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 25th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: How To (Almost) Always Win At Connect Four

By Kate Bernot June 24th, 2019 Read More
My Hometown Plans To Create The World's Largest Hot Dog And I've Never Been Prouder

By Kate Bernot June 24th, 2019 Read More
Stoner Sandwich Shop Founder Calls Quizno's, Carl's Jr. "Bandwagon Douchebags"

By Kate Bernot June 24th, 2019 Read More
Genetically Modified Salmon Could Arrive In U.S. Restaurants By Next Year

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 24th, 2019 Read More
U.K. Tim Horton's Allegedly Turns Away Customer Buying Food For Homeless

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 24th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Switch To Fresh Beef Beefed Up Sales

By Kate Bernot June 24th, 2019 Read More
German Village Bands Together To Deprive Neo-Nazi Festival Of All Its Beer

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 24th, 2019 Read More
Look Out Mozzarella Sticks, St. Louis-Style Toasted Ravioli Is The Fried Appetizer To Beat

By Clint Worthington June 24th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: A Garlic Peeling Hack To Destroy All Others

By Kevin Pang June 21st, 2019 Read More