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Last Call: Why You Can't Buy Bob Ross Paintings

By Kate Bernot July 16th, 2019 Read More
Super Size Me 2 Has A Trailer, Will Continue To State The Obvious

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 16th, 2019 Read More
America Gets The Nationally Available Keto Pizza We Apparently Demand

By Kate Bernot July 16th, 2019 Read More
Study: "Secondhand Drinking" Harms 1 In 5 Americans

By Kate Bernot July 16th, 2019 Read More
If Burger King Cooks Halloumi Burger In Same Fryer As Chicken Nuggets, Is It Still Vegetarian?

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 16th, 2019 Read More
The St. Louis Slinger Is A Hot Mess

By Danny Palumbo July 15th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: The Time Rowan Atkinson Interviewed Elton John

By Kevin Pang July 15th, 2019 Read More
Domino's Now Using Cameras To Assess Whether Your Pizza Is Good [Updated]

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 15th, 2019 Read More
Technology Is Making Fast Food Jobs Even More Stressful

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 15th, 2019 Read More
Man Sues Over TGI Fridays Menu That Didn't List Drink Prices

By Kate Bernot July 15th, 2019 Read More
Doordash Driver Delivers Meal After Eating Some Of It

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 15th, 2019 Read More
Cake Decorator Mistakes "Moana" For "Marijuana," Gets Fired

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 15th, 2019 Read More
Chef Fired For Pouring Scalding Hot Butter Down Colleague's Pants

By Kate Bernot July 15th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Before Bourdain, There Was Michael Palin The Travel Host

By Kevin Pang July 12th, 2019 Read More
Charlotte Bar Sued For Illegally Playing "I Wanna Dance With Somebody"

By Kevin Pang July 12th, 2019 Read More
Taco Bell Customer Finds "Doorknob" In Nachos

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 12th, 2019 Read More
Swedish Burger Kings Dares You To Tell Meat And Plant-Based Burgers Apart

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 12th, 2019 Read More
Popeyes Smell Causes Unbearable Conditions For Florida Town

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 11th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Franchisees Desperately Beg For Chick-Fil-A-Like Sandwich

By Kate Bernot July 10th, 2019 Read More
Plot Thickens In Ice Cream Licking Saga [Updated]

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 10th, 2019 Read More
Fire In The Belly: Cool Times At Chicago's Hot Sauce Expo

By Nina Corcoran July 9th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: A Tasty Tour Of Chicago's Finest Burgers

By Kevin Pang July 9th, 2019 Read More
Tony Packo's Is The World Capital Of Autographed Hot Dog Buns

By Zach Brooke July 9th, 2019 Read More
Jaden Smith Launches Vegan Food Truck To Feed L.A. Homeless

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 9th, 2019 Read More
Budweiser Sponsorship Reminds People To Watch Women's Soccer The Rest Of The Time, Too

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 9th, 2019 Read More
Everyone Acting Exceedingly Polite In This Starbucks-Cops Kerfuffle

By Kate Bernot July 9th, 2019 Read More
Boston Market Closes 10 Percent Of Stores In Crowded Rotisserie Chicken Field

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 9th, 2019 Read More