News - The Takeout

Johnny's O's Is More Than A Hot Dog Stand: It's Chicago's History

By Bill Savage October 7th, 2019 Read More
Does America Still Need Drive-Thrus?

By Aimee Levitt October 7th, 2019 Read More
Cowards Of Library Of Congress Nix Peach Mint Cake [Updated]

By Allison Robicelli October 7th, 2019 Read More
Instant Pot Brand Now Includes 10 More Gadgets Your Counter Doesn't Have Space For

By Kate Bernot October 7th, 2019 Read More
Love Eating Babies? Try Taco Bell

By Allison Robicelli October 7th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: The Bulls Are Running Wild On This Fun Fact Friday

By Allison Robicelli October 4th, 2019 Read More
Survive Dungeons, Dragons, And Dave's Double Cheeseburgers In Wendy's New RPG

By Allison Robicelli October 4th, 2019 Read More
San Francisco Restaurants Are Going Virtual Because The Rent Is Too Damn High

By Aimee Levitt October 4th, 2019 Read More
Impossible Burger Has Taken Over The Grocery Stores After Just Two Weeks

By Aimee Levitt October 4th, 2019 Read More
It's McRib Season, Motherfuckers

By Allison Robicelli October 4th, 2019 Read More
Fish Platters Aren't Just Breakfast, They're A Philosophy

By Aimee Levitt October 4th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: What's Your Favorite Escaped Animal Story?

By Aimee Levitt October 3rd, 2019 Read More
Feel Like Punching A Wall This Week? Try Baking Instead.

By Allison Robicelli October 3rd, 2019 Read More
Minnesota Restaurant Swears Its Burger Will Induce Labor

By Aimee Levitt October 3rd, 2019 Read More
America's First Cannabis Cafe Has The Perfect Weed-Avocado Toast Pairing

By Aimee Levitt October 3rd, 2019 Read More
It Only Took McCafé Five Years To Introduce A New Holiday Beverage

By Allison Robicelli October 3rd, 2019 Read More
Brace Yourself America: Coke's About To Give You An Energy Drink

By Aimee Levitt October 3rd, 2019 Read More
The Beginner's Guide To Asian Hot Sauces

By Benjamin Dashley October 3rd, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Where Should A Beer Drinker Eat In Denver?

By Kate Bernot October 2nd, 2019 Read More
Which Fast Food Chain Has The Cleanest Bathrooms?

By Aimee Levitt October 2nd, 2019 Read More
U.K. Woman Latest To Share Struggle With Ultra-Restrictive Eating Disorder

By Kate Bernot October 2nd, 2019 Read More
Russian Booze Consumption Plummets, Rewrite Your Jokes Accordingly

By Kate Bernot October 2nd, 2019 Read More
Long Island Pizzeria Customers Not Having It With Guy's Racist Comments

By Allison Robicelli October 2nd, 2019 Read More
Wisconsin Judge Rules DUI Laws Apply To Riding Lawnmowers, Sparks Panic Among Midwest Dads

By Kate Bernot October 2nd, 2019 Read More
Is It Racist For Grocers To Have An "Ethnic Food" Aisle?

By Aimee Levitt October 2nd, 2019 Read More
Chipotle Will Reward You For Eating Vegetarian—as Long As It's At Chipotle

By Kate Bernot October 2nd, 2019 Read More
Judge Caramel Apples By These 5 Core Principles

By Marnie Shure October 2nd, 2019 Read More