News - The Takeout

Oh, Good: Gordon Ramsay Wants To Sell You A $106 Burger

By Lillian Stone November 30th, 2020 Read More
This Trick Might Just Convert You To Black Coffee

By Aimee Levitt November 30th, 2020 Read More
Chicago Couple Cancels Wedding Reception, Feeds 200 For Thanksgiving Instead

By Dennis Lee November 30th, 2020 Read More
The Rock Wants You To Eat More Ice Cream. Specifically, His Ice Cream.

By Lillian Stone November 30th, 2020 Read More
Wait, Tecate Isn't Brewed In Mexico?

By Dennis Lee November 30th, 2020 Read More
Florida Hero Thaws Thanksgiving Turkey In Chlorinated Pool

By Lillian Stone November 30th, 2020 Read More
Eat Pancakes For Lunch

By Lillian Stone November 30th, 2020 Read More
Bar Owners Find Creative Ways To Skirt COVID Restrictions [Updated]

By Aimee Levitt November 30th, 2020 Read More
Need Last-Minute Help With Dinner? Allow Reddit To Assist

By Marnie Shure November 26th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: Ever Entered Your Gut In An Eating Contest?

By Dennis Lee November 25th, 2020 Read More
All's Well That Ends Well For Alberta The Chicken

By Dennis Lee November 25th, 2020 Read More
Greet The Food Memers Livin' The Meme Dream

By Dennis Lee November 25th, 2020 Read More
Study Finds Humans Prefer Gold-Wrapped Chocolate, Are Fancy Little Hamsters

By Lillian Stone November 25th, 2020 Read More
What Is The Ideal Drinking Vessel For Water?

By Dennis Lee November 25th, 2020 Read More
Suggested TV Pairings For Your Solo Thanksgiving Feast

By Julie Kendrick November 25th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: My Nuggets Made It All The Way To TV

By Dennis Lee November 24th, 2020 Read More
Taco Bell Hot Sauce Dispute Gets Too Hot-Headed, Requires Police Intervention

By Dennis Lee November 24th, 2020 Read More
There's Still Time To Enjoy The Takeout In Cookie Form [Updated]

By Marnie Shure November 24th, 2020 Read More
How To Keep Your Taters Later: Some Helpful Potato Storage Tips

By Dennis Lee November 24th, 2020 Read More
You Can Make The Royal Family's Traditional Christmas Pudding In Your Sad Little Commoner Kitchen

By Lillian Stone November 24th, 2020 Read More
Instagram Employs Dubious Data To Determine Most Popular Thanksgiving Pies By State

By Lillian Stone November 24th, 2020 Read More
Why Champagne And Oysters Pair So Well

By Dennis Lee November 24th, 2020 Read More
Tragically Timely Study Shows Lonely Brains Crave People Like Hungry Brains Crave Food

By Lillian Stone November 24th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: All The Times Bill Nye Taught Us About Food

By Lillian Stone November 23rd, 2020 Read More
The Connection Between Food Insecurity, Housing, And Breast Cancer

By Dennis Lee November 23rd, 2020 Read More
Patti LaBelle Sells A Mind-Boggling Amount Of Sweet Potato Pies

By Dennis Lee November 23rd, 2020 Read More
26-Foot Barbecue Truck Stolen At Worst Possible Moment

By Lillian Stone November 23rd, 2020 Read More